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poop eater - 10/03/2023 00:00

Today, my son drew a picture of me eating. When I demanded to know why he had drawn me eating poop, he starting crying and said, “It was meant to be chocolate!” FML

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Vanessa - 04/02/2023 00:00 - United States

Today, my toddler gave me what I thought was a ball of melted chocolate. I held it and sniffed it to be sure… It was a freaking ball of her poop. FML

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Lisaa918 - 10/06/2009 14:49 - United States

Today, my two year old daughter was playing in the kitchen. I went to go have a look and she was pretend cooking. When I asked what she was making she said "look mommy, chocolate!" and stuck her finger in my mouth. It wasn't chocolate. FML

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Beaming with pride

Anonymous - 01/02/2025 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband came running with his phone to “show me what our son did.” Was it a funny dance video? No. Was it a neat drawing? No. It was a turd. A foot long turd curled up in the toilet bowl. And it came out of our 5 year-old. He’s his daddy’s boy all right. Ew. FML

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Anonymous - 16/10/2017 01:30

Today, my 1-year-old son walked up to me with a disgusted look on his face. I could tell he had something in his mouth so I pulled it out. He'd been sucking on a piece of cat poop. FML

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It's the thought that counts

Mommy - 23/01/2025 12:00 - United States - Winchester

Today, my toddler proudly presented me a "beautiful drawing" he'd made... on my freshly painted living room wall. When I started to scold him, he said, "But I made it for YOU, Mommy!" Now I feel guilty for being mad at Picasso Jr, and having to paint over it. FML

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Chocolate chip

Anonymous - 29/11/2019 14:00

Today, I was eating chocolate chip cookies around the house and saw a chocolate chip on the floor. Not wanting my dog to eat it, given that chocolate is poisonous for dogs, I swiped it up with my finger and put it to my mouth. It was then that I realized it was a stub of my dog's poop. FML

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It's a set up!

Anonymous - 10/02/2023 01:00 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my brother had texted me, asking, "Why did you take Mom's chocolate? That's pathetic." I proceeded to swear on my own life that I didn't, but directly after that he sent me a picture of the wrapper in my room. FML

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Natural selection

Anonymous - 29/11/2024 13:00 - Canada - Minnedosa

Today, while eating dinner, my child picked up a piece of their chicken off the floor and put it in their mouth. It wasn’t until during bath time did I realize it wasn't chicken but poop that fell out of their diaper. FML

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ohcrap - 02/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML

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Join in the fun

Anonymous - 23/11/2020 11:02

Today, after discovering my grown-up kids have sent poop pictures to each other since they were teenagers, I had an epic poop that looked like a question mark. So I finally lowered myself to their level and sent a picture of it to them. It got sent to my boss by accident. FML

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galactic1 4

Friday 10 March 2023 1:17

Yeah... never assume your interpretation of a child's drawing is what they intended to draw. ASK them what they drew before you decide to get offended by a child's drawing.

Ubehage 32

Friday 10 March 2023 1:34

YDI for not knowing the difference between a kid drawing chocolate and poop.

galactic1 4

Friday 10 March 2023 1:17

Yeah... never assume your interpretation of a child's drawing is what they intended to draw. ASK them what they drew before you decide to get offended by a child's drawing.

Ubehage 32

Friday 10 March 2023 1:34

YDI for not knowing the difference between a kid drawing chocolate and poop.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 10 March 2023 1:48

That does explain your shit-eating grin.

Blueraspberrycat 6

Friday 10 March 2023 12:10

why did you assume it was shit? says alot more about you tbh.

Billsonhamsen 17

Saturday 11 March 2023 3:58

Don't worry. This is a perfect opportunity for you to show your son what you should do when you're wrong. Go to him and apologize and help him feel better. If you already did that then great and you learned a lesson too. Kids are resilient and you can heal this type of thing as long as you try.