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Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML

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Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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Facebook official

waitthatsnotme - 15/08/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML

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sadman - 05/02/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML

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Fake it til you make it

Anonymous - 07/06/2023 18:02 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I set my relationship status to taken with a fake profile just for kicks. A literal minute later, an acquaintance commented proof that I stole the image from Google. I can't tell if I was busted so quickly because I'm a bad liar, or that people find it impossible to believe that I could get a girlfriend. FML

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mee - 11/11/2015 17:10 - United States - Providence

Today, my girlfriend informed me that we aren't officially dating until she changes her Facebook relationship status. We've been "dating" for 3 months. FML

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MiserableMan - 10/06/2014 04:02 - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML

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Anonymous - 19/12/2011 01:24 - United States

Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML

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Well played

fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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wtfrelationship - 21/10/2009 04:07 - Singapore

Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML

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danthecomplicate - 29/09/2011 02:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

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ShadowLord 3

Thursday 6 January 2011 9:05

just post a pic if your hand.

The_Dude_Abides_ 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 9:05

why even bother?

agirlnamedlogan 5

Thursday 6 January 2011 10:17

YDI for being THAT pathetic and desperate. People WILL find out, and it won't end well for you.

sylphy 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 10:24

I'd like you all to meet my girlfriend Handa Fleshlight. She's quiet but she knows what she's doing. Cue wink.

iSCREAMMM 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 10:28

You just attempted social suicide.

CJeanne 2

Thursday 6 January 2011 10:54

I don't think he attempted it, he definitely succeeded!!

louie111887 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 10:28

dude your nothing but a big loser. that's ao sad :(.

Alienkiller 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 10:41

**so**

louie111887 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 15:05

thanks : )

ellyth 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 10:29

nothing wrong with being single...

jobart_fml 5

Thursday 6 January 2011 11:18

I doubt u have that problem!

whatyotalkinbout 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 18:51

lol, seen that pic before. next time choose someone more obscure

DjSyke_909 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 19:49

Dammmnnnn =D

xcandychaosx 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 10:34

wow....just..wow..

lulzaroonie 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 10:46

well there could be someone who has their eye on you who is now upset and thinks they don't have a chance because you now have a "girlfriend"

CJeanne 2

Thursday 6 January 2011 10:52

I'm not sure if I should pity your desperation, or be disgusted by how pathetic that is. Being single is totally fine dude. No need to go and make someone up!

jobart_fml 5

Thursday 6 January 2011 11:09

dumb ass.!

mightymart 5

Thursday 6 January 2011 11:10

uhm, ok?? loser??

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