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Effinggg patheticcc. YDI DUDE!
Yes, this is one of the most pathetic things I've heard in a while.
The really sad thing is that the OP apparently has no close friend that would have noticed the absence of an actual gf. FYL my friend :(
He is about to lose ALL his friends bc of this. O_o
This is slightly disturbing.. I feel a twinge of sadness for your desperation. A lie is never a good thing, it turns into a wild fire soon you'll forget where you began and you'll be exhausted trying to keep up the story. Eventually you'll lose control and any dignity you still miraculously managed to have will go up in smoke.
Welcome to life my friend. I'm 20 and only have one gf.
I'm 18 and had zero, I'll take your welcoming job now.
#17 : You're not the only one here... But at least I never lied about it... I just fell into depression
That is pretty sad, you need another one for the exit strategy when you leave your gf
I'm 17 and have had 0 boyfriends. But I don't really care, I know I won't be alone all my life and I don't really -need- a boyfriend now. ;P
Life gets annoying if you have one, you can barely do anything.
Desperation truly knows no bounds sometimes.
done it :)
so whats the point of doing that anyway? does anyone even care?? are people suppose to be impressed or what?? YDI, that's just stupid.
I agree. Are any of his "friends" going to suddenly change their opinion of him?
I'm not sure what's worse, doing that or posting about it on FML.
just post a pic if your hand.
why even bother?