Intimacy It can't wait

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fatcheeks - 02/03/2010 16:58 - United States

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML

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smiler - 17/03/2010 16:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I had my wisdom teeth removed. The sympathetic words from my boyfriend asked if this meant I could open my mouth a bit wider for him now. FML

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dating a fking cnt - 10/11/2012 00:16 - Canada

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML

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canucks_chick - 23/10/2011 05:45 - Canada

Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML

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Anonymous - 12/05/2009 20:56 - United States

Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML

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Numb - 11/04/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. My usually detached and unromantic boyfriend rushed right over after work with flowers and movies. A little while later, he admitted excitedly that he'd heard the numbing medication also works on gag reflexes and wanted to test the theory. FML

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I'm so sorry

Anonymous - 21/02/2015 14:20 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my girlfriend got her wisdom teeth removed. I really want to help her out while she recovers, but her swollen cheeks combined with her natural buck teeth keep making me crack up every time I see her. I can't help it and I'm now in the doghouse. FML

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NOIDIDNOT - 19/11/2012 06:21 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML

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pain in my gums - 27/02/2017 11:30 - Canada - St. John's

Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML

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fatface - 13/04/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me when my face was going to go back to normal after being swollen from having my wisdom teeth taken out last week. My face is back to normal. FML

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The whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

Anonymous - 01/04/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML

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Star18lk 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 20:07

What a jerk!!! He might only want you for sex, Look for clues! Hope you feel better!

xundria 5

Tuesday 2 March 2010 20:08

Hmm... yeah, leave him.

aardvarkish 16

Tuesday 2 March 2010 22:06

do it now and rub him raw with the gauze

chynab 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 22:07

ohhhhhhh wow thts crazyyyy

xXSc3n1cXx 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 22:16

**** him. if all he wants is ******** and pussy, leave his ass. there is more to being a bf/gf than sex. kids need to learn this shit.

iloveloosy12 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 22:28

DUMP HIM. YOU THINK HE LOVES YOU? YEEAAAH NO.

Rickyretardo 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 22:28

Srry about ur teeth but next time

Rickyretardo 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 22:31

#46 sais not to date because he's a lonely nerd

simonsaysYDI 8

Tuesday 2 March 2010 22:47

...Why do you people talk about doing things like that with your significant other. Seriously, no one wants to know that your boyfriend loves you slobbering all over his junk. =/ Its like people have no "personal filter" where all the big NO NOs can't get through into public conversation. Go buy one, or spend the rest of your life causing awkward silences at social gatherings.