God, wouldn't knowing the girls on /b/ were this whiny make you NOT want to troll?

someones a hoe

Oh sweetheart, I feel your pain. I got a tooth pulled last Friday and have been feeling like death ever since. My boyfriend was sweet and caring for the first few days but yesterday when he was over it seemed as though hes ready for this to be over now so I could go down on him : ( this sucks

What else did you think he wants you for?

wow I love how the preteen is giving you sex advise!!! hey can't blame the guy you must give good head!!!

so how long is it going to be?

haha aww . wow what a dick. you should have said now

lol if girls think he's a bad guy cuz of that they might be a lil mistaken cuz there is no such thing as a guy who doesn't think about sex a portion of the time I mean really now he was probably just joking and girls are just given these fake representations of perfect guys like edward Cullen lol vampires aren't real nor is there a perfect guy

so, how long will it be??

ugh.. men.