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Introductions

Mayshod - 03/05/2011 12:04

Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML

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Des - 18/06/2018 15:00

Today, my new neighbors moved in across the street. Also today, they began to park at the end of my driveway. Not used to a car being there, I backed out and promptly hit it. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML

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Dentedbumper - 07/03/2019 14:00

Today, I tried to back my car into my parking space while some of my neighbors were out by their cars. I accidentally rammed into the retaining wall behind my spot. I was hoping the neighbors didn't notice the huge crunching sound, but they did. FML

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Anonymous - 15/04/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML

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Car Wars

no car - 04/08/2020 17:04

Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML

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carssuck - 02/02/2012 10:28 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML

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wildwonder808 - 12/08/2013 22:47 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I caught my new neighbor sticking his knob inside my car and pissing on my seats. His reason? I parked in his spot. FML

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Coming through!

Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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44magnumtime - 06/08/2012 17:57 - Canada - Oakville

Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML

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denting-and-venting - 10/08/2016 20:05 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML

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shit_fer_luck - 16/12/2014 16:35 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Tuesday 3 May 2011 16:06

Consider this as a comment. Just not a ******* good one :)

marinus_fml 19

Tuesday 3 May 2011 15:58

Should have introduced yourself earlier.

That0therguy 4

Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:20

sounds fun.

Namenlos_fml 20

Tuesday 3 May 2011 20:15

Think of it as leverage. Imagine living next to people who you met by hitting their car. You'll always have something to lord over them.

RealityOverdose 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 22:36

Wouldve been funnier if they had posted an fml instead of you

MadamRex 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 23:12

I backed into my neighbors car a few weeks after they moved in. Considering, they blocked me into my own driveway..

jklol11 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 23:18

looks like a wonderful friendship growing (;

laurenstumbles15 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 23:33

I am so sorry about that. As you can tell my mom doesn't drive well.

reedt 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 0:05

where ru from my uncle did that

victo890 11

Wednesday 4 May 2011 0:11

that a really good way to meet his new neighbor .... well now u have a impression of him!!!

DaySetsFire 2

Wednesday 4 May 2011 1:12

were they senior citizens

cymruambyth 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 1:21

should of gave them enough space to park then

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Today, I had to end a phone conversation with, "I gotta go, my daughter's eating toilet paper." FML

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Today, I went our school's football game against their rival team. Before the games started, I got my school's logo painted on my face. After nearly 5 hours of watching the game, I went home to wash the paint off my face, only to find the logo had been sunburned onto my face. FML

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Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML

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Today, my horse and I got into a disagreement over the jumps. I thought "we" should be going over them. He thought "I" should be going over them instead. FML

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Today, while studying in the middle of the night, my dad came home drunk. I helped him to the sofa and after clearing up his mess, he started going on about how useless my sister Vanessa was, and how good a daughter I am. I am Vanessa. FML

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Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML

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