Transportation, Cars, Accident Neighbours Introductions

Introductions

Mayshod - 03/05/2011 12:04

Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML

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Des - 18/06/2018 15:00

Today, my new neighbors moved in across the street. Also today, they began to park at the end of my driveway. Not used to a car being there, I backed out and promptly hit it. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML

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Dentedbumper - 07/03/2019 14:00

Today, I tried to back my car into my parking space while some of my neighbors were out by their cars. I accidentally rammed into the retaining wall behind my spot. I was hoping the neighbors didn't notice the huge crunching sound, but they did. FML

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Anonymous - 15/04/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML

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Car Wars

no car - 04/08/2020 17:04

Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML

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carssuck - 02/02/2012 10:28 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML

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wildwonder808 - 12/08/2013 22:47 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I caught my new neighbor sticking his knob inside my car and pissing on my seats. His reason? I parked in his spot. FML

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Coming through!

Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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44magnumtime - 06/08/2012 17:57 - Canada - Oakville

Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML

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denting-and-venting - 10/08/2016 20:05 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML

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shit_fer_luck - 16/12/2014 16:35 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML

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Tuesday 3 May 2011 16:06

Consider this as a comment. Just not a ******* good one :)

marinus_fml 19

Tuesday 3 May 2011 15:58

Should have introduced yourself earlier.

SnailJamsss 6

Tuesday 3 May 2011 17:12

Yeah that really sucks.

imnotcraZ 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 17:17

great first impression you'll be real friends!

ceddyz17 10

Tuesday 3 May 2011 17:20

I guess someone isn't getting a Christmas card haha

bbodin33 7

Tuesday 3 May 2011 17:25

park in Ur driveway next time

Anton317 4

Tuesday 3 May 2011 17:26

Neighbors are awesome :) haha.

shift_love 13

Tuesday 3 May 2011 17:35

you probably didn't bring them their housewarming gift on time for them to not hate you. how about a nice bottle of baileys? mmm creamy beige

Randuhh_17 4

Wednesday 4 May 2011 7:35

X.X....OLD GREG! bring some ******' water colors over too!:D

dacam 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:00

was it a woman? lol

Waffle817 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:01

on the bright side they weren't banging In it right?

invicta8926 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:19

Let's. start off with a lawsuit!

mk58 31

Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:20

Nice reference!! :)

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Today, my dad watched the news and decided to start preparing for Hurricane Sandy by buying $300 worth of long-life and canned food. We live in Australia. FML

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Today, I got my wedding photos back. The only decent picture of my husband and me together also featured a fat guy in a crop top behind us. FML

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Today, I don’t know how to tell my boyfriend I’m not happy with him anymore. I need advice about how to do it. FML

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Today, my boyfriend had always told me that his mom was dead. Apparently he just meant she’s dead to him. She’s actually a con artist. I just met her for the first time, after learning she impersonated me, stole my savings, ran up credit card debt, and bought 3 cars. FML

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Today, I went to pick up some pictures I took on a family trip, but the person at the counter said someone else had already picked them up. Now not only am I out $20, some random creep has pictures of me and my whole family. FML

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Today, my biology teacher asked the class a question, so I raised my hand and after I gave my answer, my teacher said, "You know, you have a voice for radio. It's very deep." I replied with "Do I? Thanks!" He added, "You also have the face for radio." The whole class laughed. FML

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