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Intervention

Anonymous - 06/07/2011 23:43 - United States

Today, my friends staged an intervention. I'm not on drugs, I'm not an alcoholic, and I own my own house. My car is paid for and my job pays well. Apparently, I need an intervention because my life is not where they want it to be, which involves me being married with children. FML

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Chris Bores - 20/11/2020 08:03 - United States - Prince Frederick

Today, my family staged an intervention and demanded I go to rehab. Why? My mom found 'drug papers' in my car. It was a receipt from a routine drug screening for my job. It was also over two years old. FML

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We need to talk

wtf - 24/10/2011 22:46 - United Kingdom

Today, my parents staged a family intervention and gave me the grandest bollocking I've ever experienced in all my 22 years of life. They did this because my sister showed them a photo of me jokingly posing with three bottles of Bud Light at a party. Apparently, I'm an alcoholic in denial. FML

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Green fingers

Anonymous - 30/01/2023 07:30

Today, my friends and family staged an intervention for me. Of course, I assumed it was a result of my raging alcoholism. Nope. It was due to my obsession with buying plants. They were deadly serious. FML

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Next, on A&E…

anonymous - 06/03/2020 03:17

Today, when I got out of the shower, my mother, my boyfriend, and 3 of my friends confronted me for an intervention. My problem? They think I'm a workaholic. What they don't know is that I lost my job 4 weeks ago. I stay up all night filling out job applications. FML

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Tubular Bells starts playing…

Satan’s child - 19/11/2025 15:00

Today, my parents tried to stage an intervention for me. Drugs? No. Alcohol? Nope. Gambling? Nah ah. They wanted to intervene on behalf of my soul since I decided I no longer believe in their religion. I had to threaten to call the cops when the escalated to attempt a forced exorcism on me. FML

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cowgirl - 06/11/2012 05:42 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, my friends and I held an intervention for my fiancé. He's been talking and behaving like an "old-timey cowboy" non-stop for the last three months. Our wedding is in a month and he refuses to marry me if I can't accept his "life choices." FML

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Bullying ain't cool, guys

FatAndSingle - 17/10/2022 16:00

Today, on my 30th birthday, my mom, aunt, and sister staged an intervention instead of throwing a party. Apparently I’m “ruining my life” by being 300lbs and being "single for 5 years" and I need to “get my act together.” They treated me like I’m some sort of criminal and reduced me to tears. FML

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One-upmanship championship

Jan - 18/10/2013 06:13 - United States

Today, my mother topped someone's story of their child's problems by saying I'm on drugs. This resulted in people showing up to stage an intervention for me. She made the whole thing up and I've never used drugs, but no one believes me. FML

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leve80paladin - 25/10/2010 15:06 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and my parents staged an intervention, and have asked me to go to rehab. What they want me to go to rehab for? World of Warcraft. FML

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Mukbang

Anonymous - 04/12/2016 22:14

Today, my family held an intervention and told me I needed to lose weight. It probably would've had more impact if they hadn't done this over video chat while stuffing their faces at an all-you-can-eat buffet. FML

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k8izgr8_fml 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:13

how dare you not live your life according to their expectations. selfish...

Thabb 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:11

They just want you to look guilty of something

abeye111 8

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:30

lolllll why are u single?

SteelCladAngel 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 6:01

not everyone feels the need to validate their existence by being in a relationship.

HahaYDI 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 6:41

Laugh out loud loud loud loud loud?

iSurf_fml 8

Thursday 7 July 2011 7:29

Why ask?

quadder 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 19:03

because 33 looks like a cougar on the prowl

rocketslider 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:30

maybe your familys crazy :D

chelseaaababyyy 17

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:30

**** that. tell them you'll have kids when you're damn good and ready

iSurf_fml 8

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:51

Or they'll never want kids or a family, alot of people are like that.

birdfreak 24

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:33

wow. somethings wrong with your friend. POSSIBLY!

annagurl7854 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:34

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cupcakegirl93 8

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:35

Well as long as your comfortable with where you are in life, don't let what your friends say bother you and try to explain to then that you are fine the way you are :)