Hungry eyes

choldcreations - - United States

Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML
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pineappleducki 4

how did you not notice it before she ate...?

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pineappleducki 4

could be herpes.

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astro_plastic 0

You really need to check your seduction techniques if you think that licking greasy tomato paste off your zitty girlfriend's gaping mouth is sexy. Arousal Fail.

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coolplanes 0

hahahahah lol that's hilarious

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kayPandastyle 15

I almost died of laughter!! tht was soo effin funny! and pretty sick too idk eat I woulda done aftr the fact. did she say WTF? afterward?

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manslayerbob 0

yummy puss mmmmmmm

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rainbowmango 0

wow um ew thats really nasty. *read this to induce vomiting*

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yeahreally 6

*SHUDDERS* thats nasty.. i dont even know what to say but fyl

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saucyfizzle 0

did she think it was sexy?

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