Burnout Fail! - FML

Burnout Fail!

FML Approved - 23/09/2017 21:00 - United States - New York

It's hard to go back once you've taken matters too far... What was your worst slip?

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Donut_Wizard 23

Sunday 24 September 2017 3:20

This all must have started with one of them saying "watch this!"

CorpsmanUp88 21

Sunday 24 September 2017 4:27

Almost but before that I bet they said "Hold my beer," first. IDK if they are english.

Donut_Wizard 23

Sunday 24 September 2017 3:20

This all must have started with one of them saying "watch this!"

CorpsmanUp88 21

Sunday 24 September 2017 4:27

Almost but before that I bet they said "Hold my beer," first. IDK if they are english.

Donut_Wizard 23

Sunday 24 September 2017 10:51

Love it!

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Today, I decided to talk to a girl at the gym I had seen there a lot. I walked up to her at the station she was at and asked her out to dinner sometime. I didn't realize she had been wearing headphones. She took them off and asked if I was waiting on the station. My courage left. I said yes. FML

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Today, I went to sit on my bed in the pitch black and I somehow completely misjudged where I was standing in the room, so I missed the bed entirely and sat down on thin air. With nothing to stop me falling, I landed full bore on my ass and felt my coccyx snap. FML

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Today, I found out I could not go to the Philippines because I have never had Chicken Pox. The school took the radical decision to prohibit students who have never had Chicken Pox to leave the college. I am condemned to stay in Hong Kong in some shitty project because I am a healthy young man. FML

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Today, I learned that not only is my husband having an affair with my own mother, but my whole family knew. They were keeping it a secret from me for 3 months. FML

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Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML

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Today, I requested a pay rise at work. They said they couldn't do it as they have to cut costs, so I resigned. They've now re-advertised my job for more money than I asked for. FML

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