How? What?

Anonymous - 14/07/2012 14:43 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I managed to bruise my nipple by closing an umbrella on it. The stupidity of the whole thing hurts almost as much as the injury. FML
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CheesecakeTaco 3

Purple nurple'ed by an umbrella. Thats a new one.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Why was the umbrella that close to your body to begin with? I usually hold it out in front of me, not right against my chest.

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Briiyahh 7

Bang! Bang! Right in the boob!

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Complaining 13

At least it wasn't the sharp, pointy end.

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KiddNYC1O 20

I'd rather have it poked than pinched.

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onelove858 5

Not so Sade under your umbrella Ella Ella eh eh eh?

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alexa9510 1

I'm trying to imagine how exactly that happened... It's puzzling

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owlfeatures 8

It takes great skill to manage what you did there, for that I salute you good Sir or Madam! ;D

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