How? What?

Anonymous - 14/07/2012 14:43 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I managed to bruise my nipple by closing an umbrella on it. The stupidity of the whole thing hurts almost as much as the injury. FML
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CheesecakeTaco 3

Purple nurple'ed by an umbrella. Thats a new one.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Why was the umbrella that close to your body to begin with? I usually hold it out in front of me, not right against my chest.

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AznSamoan52 10

I'm still having a hard time imagining this ever happening, but if Op posted it, I guess it's possible. But ouch!!!!!! Op, If I were you, I would take one if these fine people's advice and say you got a hickey. ;)

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outoftown 26

That's the excuse I was going to go with, if needed.

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ohrlly7457 7

Your from Tokyo, are you sure it wasn't an octopus?

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andiewithlove 21

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going......

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MindFreakazoid 10

You sir, just read an FML. Any more stupid questions?

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arri3_21 3

Damn, it's sounds pretty painful :p

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jellitonoctopus 19

Sometimes I use those umbrellas that can extend by the press of a button. And to recline them is a pain, so I usually press the handle against my stomach and use my hands to push the head upwards myself to make the go umbrella back to its closed form. I'm thinking OP did the same, but instead of her stomach, she used her chest.

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sighawkward 6

Maybe if you were wearing a bra that wouldn't have happened!

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outoftown 26

Right. Always wear an armored bra just in case it rains.

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Jordanln97 9

My mom did that with a mop. Don't feel bad.

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