Dentist, Painful Health Hold still!

Hold still!

toothache - - United States

Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. There was a cyst behind one of them, and the dentist decided to extract it - except the Novocaine didn't reach that far back. I raised my hand like they said to do, and the dentist looked at me writing in pain and said, "No, you're fine." FML

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Healthcare scandal

itsjustnotfair - - United States

Today, my dentist asked me about my fillings, so I told him that when I was younger, I had two cavities. He replied, "No you didn't. I just looked at your x-rays." Turns out my old dentist ripped me off. I never needed fillings. FML

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Anonymous - 06/02/2016 01:34 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I was clipping my abnormally thick toenails. I had to apply so much pressure on the clippers that a nail flew off, hit me in the eyeball and scratched my cornea. The doctor nearly fell off his chair laughing during my eye exam after I told him what happened. FML

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This is a low

Stella - - Canada

Today, I chipped my tooth on a beer bottle. While I was drinking alone in my basement. FML

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Handy

screwed - - United States

Today, I was teaching a woodshop class. We were using power tools, including drills, and pieces of pine wood. While helping a kid to hold a piece to practice drilling, he went too far forward with the drill. It went through my hand. FML

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Out of my mind

Anonymous - - United Kingdom - London

Today, I underwent surgery and feeling rather groggy upon being awoken, I very loudly declared, "I've always had a thing for doctors. Kiss me?" then promptly giggled, tried to launch myself in a random doctor's arms and fell flat on my face. FML

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Boxing

Holly - - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I had to wait in a hospital room because I cut myself with a knife while trying to open a box of soda. After three stitches, I went home only to notice the box has an easy-open tab. FML

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Right back!

Anonymous -

Today, while I was eating spicy wings, I suddenly sneezed. I was sitting in front of a fan and effectively maced myself when my spicy sneeze blew back into my face and eyes. FML

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Freak out

zAstonish - - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and felt deep breathing on my neck. I screamed, fell off the bed and busted my nose. It was just my cat. FML

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Anonymous - 26/08/2009 18:55 - United States

Today, I accidentally ran my thumb down the cheese grater while preparing lunch beside my wife. I instantly jerked my hand away from the grater just in time run my forearm across the knife she was using. I now have 20 stitches and 5 staples in my arm, no lunch, and a puking wife. FML

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Satisfaction

thacupcakeassassin - - United States - Shippensburg

Today, I woke up from the most satisfying dream I've ever experienced. Sex related? Nah. I just needed two hands to pull a massive booger from my left nostril. FML

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Panime 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 12:18

You survived to write about it, you're fine. But seriously, you should have socked him in the face.

Liveanotherday 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 12:30

Hmm, can you say lawsuit?

RiceChrispy03 9

Tuesday 8 May 2012 18:02

What an ass.

bizarre_ftw 21

Thursday 6 September 2012 19:55

I've had that happen before, not as bad but the idiot dentist Did decide to tell me when I was in pain -___-

Keiren 14

Wednesday 17 October 2012 22:51

Ugh. Sounds like my childhood dentist.

Baller_Bob 17

Tuesday 25 February 2014 4:26

Sue?

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Wednesday 10 September 2014 2:31

sophiehelen 32

Friday 21 November 2014 13:06

Wtf?! As malpractice, could you sue him?

whiteweasel 5

Friday 6 May 2016 17:17

OP, i similarly write when im in pain. i know how u feel

Tyrax 16

Saturday 27 August 2016 23:09

Malpractice, OP, I hope you filed.

IggyMouse 13

Friday 28 October 2016 10:36

When I was nine the dentist started drilling into my tooth and rinsing it and didnt beleive i was in pain when I started crying. Now, at 19 they have found i have a really rare thing where my nerves are hyper sensitive (even on novicane) to cold so they always use warm water now.