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badsister - 10/01/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML

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Anonymous - 14/07/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML

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mother teresa was a cunt - 17/09/2015 14:54 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML

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Anonymous - 08/01/2016 21:57 - United States - Spring Valley

Today, I woke up early to bake cinnamon rolls for a party. I came home later to find the whole tray spilled onto the floor, most of the rolls eaten, and my dog sitting happily nearby. FML

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JadedBaker - 08/07/2012 06:58 - United States

Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML

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Sisi - 29/08/2016 16:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML

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Anonymous - 02/01/2014 20:36 - United Kingdom - Dunfermline

Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML

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Tori - 05/02/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, I discovered a drawer full of chocolates, cookies and baked goods in my house. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer, except me. FML

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Cookie - 22/12/2011 18:11 - South Africa

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

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erockinthesuburb - 19/02/2013 01:49 - United States

Today, I purchased a box of girl scout cookies from a coworker. I wanted to save them for later at home, so I placed them on my desk and then headed to a meeting. When I returned, there was an empty box sitting there with a post-it note saying, "Thanks!" Nobody will own up to it. FML

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shinee - 15/08/2010 16:05 - Singapore

Today, to be nice, I baked cookies for my step-mom as a birthday present. I burnt my hand while putting them in the oven, but I'd hoped it would be worth it. When she got home, I gave one for her to try. She took a bite, spit it out, and threw it on the floor, asking if it was a joke or if I was really trying to poison her. FML

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Sunday 10 January 2010 20:16

You did that with a 10 year old in the house? What a moron!

lifeinhd 3

Sunday 10 January 2010 20:13

Brace yourself for millions of ignorant commenters wondering what "special" brownies signify.

Staige40 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 5:19

well now ur sister knows what DO NOT EAT means, how's she Doing now?

jaint 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 2:20

congratulations... 

Kittcatz38 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 6:37

it prevents brain cancer:)

AtomicBryce 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 8:51

at 5 not classic u ****** moron it's retarded and moronin and just plain stupid that they did what they did their lucky if she's not ****** dead

al3x3940 0

Monday 18 July 2011 20:27

LOL

neongurl98 10

Friday 29 July 2011 17:42

Why on Earth did you put them on the counter? you should know that these days, notes mean nothing! especially when you have younger siblings!

music87 14

Wednesday 17 August 2011 7:03

You deserve that on so many levels that I don't even know where to begin. You probably should have hid them.

k8iek 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:07

Haha pot brownies!! Classic

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Saturday 24 September 2011 8:33

**** man!! That sucks hella!! Shit!!! I dont even know wat to say.. I was gunna make some.. And i have a ten yo sister... Oh shit, future..

Lysergic 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 0:00

Next time throw in an ounce of mushrooms, maybe then your little sister will think twice about taking what isn't hers. You might even put her off brownies completely if you're lucky