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badsister - 10/01/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML

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Anonymous - 14/07/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML

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mother teresa was a cunt - 17/09/2015 14:54 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML

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Anonymous - 08/01/2016 21:57 - United States - Spring Valley

Today, I woke up early to bake cinnamon rolls for a party. I came home later to find the whole tray spilled onto the floor, most of the rolls eaten, and my dog sitting happily nearby. FML

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JadedBaker - 08/07/2012 06:58 - United States

Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML

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Sisi - 29/08/2016 16:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML

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Anonymous - 02/01/2014 20:36 - United Kingdom - Dunfermline

Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML

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Tori - 05/02/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, I discovered a drawer full of chocolates, cookies and baked goods in my house. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer, except me. FML

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Cookie - 22/12/2011 18:11 - South Africa

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

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erockinthesuburb - 19/02/2013 01:49 - United States

Today, I purchased a box of girl scout cookies from a coworker. I wanted to save them for later at home, so I placed them on my desk and then headed to a meeting. When I returned, there was an empty box sitting there with a post-it note saying, "Thanks!" Nobody will own up to it. FML

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shinee - 15/08/2010 16:05 - Singapore

Today, to be nice, I baked cookies for my step-mom as a birthday present. I burnt my hand while putting them in the oven, but I'd hoped it would be worth it. When she got home, I gave one for her to try. She took a bite, spit it out, and threw it on the floor, asking if it was a joke or if I was really trying to poison her. FML

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Sunday 10 January 2010 20:16

You did that with a 10 year old in the house? What a moron!

lifeinhd 3

Sunday 10 January 2010 20:13

Brace yourself for millions of ignorant commenters wondering what "special" brownies signify.

wednesdeyy 5

Thursday 6 January 2011 19:36

Hm. You could have just put a sign that said, "Eat these brownies, because there's obviously something wrong with them and if you tell mom and dad, I can just say, "I PUT A DO NOT EAT SIGN. SO I'M ALL GOOD." Why didn't you just goddamn hide them?

Hellmaker895 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 14:22

Seriously telling a 10 year old to keep away from brownies that say DO NOT EAT is almost like leaving a sign saying eat all of them and get high at a young age

garble0218 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 8:26

if you're gonna do illegal shit like that, why in ****'s sake would you leave them out in the open? what. a. dumbass.

LadyNutella11 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 22:24

naive.

cwade729 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 9:54

YDI for leaving your "special" brownies on the counter with a "Do not eat" sign. That just calls for someone (10 yr old sister) to try one

longboardsrule 0

Monday 18 April 2011 8:28

# 56 is a fukin nerd

Nyolia 11

Sunday 24 April 2011 19:53

She said do not eat, it's the sister's fault for disobeying.

KILLME321 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 4:28

@xGet_Over_It best comment 4 dis FML n OP YDI 4 makin ur "special" brownies wen ur lil sister is there! Do ur 'rents no ur gettin high? Well next time be more careful moron