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AlexaSt2611 - 25/08/2010 00:08 - Paraguay

Today, I was enjoying a nice shower in the morning. While I was massaging the shampoo out of my hair, I saw the gardener walking past my bathroom window, yelling "Good morning" and waving in my direction. My left boob politely waved back at him. FML

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dieders - 21/11/2016 06:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up and opened my curtains to see my gardener up a ladder in front of my window tending to the plants growing up the side of the wall. This would've been fine if his ballsack wasn't hanging out his shorts. FML

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Magicali - 22/04/2013 02:56 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML

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Taraa3 - 10/10/2009 10:19 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came to wake me up with some flowers and breakfast in bed. We started getting intimate, after a short while, there was a knock. We looked out of the window and there was the window cleaner with his thumbs up and grinning. FML

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Anonymous - 23/11/2015 14:19 - Australia - Applecross

Today, I was washing my boobs in the shower when I caught my reflection in the mirror. I got super turned on at the sight of my large breasts all soaped up. I'm a man. FML

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Anonymous - 02/10/2025 00:00

Today, I thought I was waving at my neighbor, who was also waving enthusiastically back. After smiling and gesturing, I realized she was actually cleaning her windows. I was flirting with Windex. FML

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fucking hell my eyes burn - 23/05/2014 22:46 - Germany

Today, I woke up and stumbled over to my window to soak up some morning sunshine. The sunshine was lovely; the sight of my elderly neighbour doing some kind of nude yoga in his backyard certainly was not. FML

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Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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Anonymous - 10/12/2009 19:51 - United Kingdom

Today, after having a shower, I walked back into my room butt naked. As I looked up I saw the window cleaner staring right at me. I looked. He looked. And without thinking I dropped straight to the floor to hid myself, then realized my naked butt was still staring right at him. FML

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ShowerheadGirl - 09/11/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was having an intimate moment with my detachable shower head. I opened my eyes to find my husband of 4 months looking down on me. The only thing he said was, "You too?" FML

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Deconstructed - 19/05/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, my husband let me sleep in while he worked on the landscaping by our backyard pool. Ready for a shower, I stripped naked, opened the back door to let the dog out, and stepped out to ask him how it was going. Turns out he'd finally hired a landscaping crew. FML

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OwNowBrownCow 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 9:26

I'm pretty sure he enjoyed your shower also.

Mirelly13 6

Wednesday 25 August 2010 9:31

I wish my boobs waved at people :(

Suds29990 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 14:46

Lololol... Politely waved back? Loving the wording, Freaking hilarious! But wouldn't you have frosted glass on your bathroom windows?...

Suds29990 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 14:48

Hahahahaha

camerontheasshol 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 15:32

nice not fml worthy

triggerit 5

Wednesday 25 August 2010 16:16

I like your left boob it is so polite... but you must to bring up your right boob too...

Domonator 16

Wednesday 25 August 2010 16:50

The issue here is that her right boob was impolite.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Wednesday 25 August 2010 17:06

The last sentence in this FML is pretty golden.

yazdmich 1

Wednesday 25 August 2010 17:53

I moderated this!

antoinemartinez 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 18:05

yu have a gardener??? I do not feel sorry for yu rich bitch

ManaUser 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 18:18

On the plus side, now that he's already seen your boobs, you can sun topless in the back yard without worrying about it.

ShadowPunkChick 1

Wednesday 25 August 2010 18:28

YDI. Tint your window and keep it shut while showering. Idiot.

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