Hello, goodbye

Joey - 07/05/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML
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theluckygirl28 8

OUCHH!!! But hey, at least you got a footlong.... or maybe you don't and that's why she's leaving you? Think about it... All kidding set aside, FYL

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AngelRaven89 0

Could have been worse. She could have ended things without giving you a turkey sandwich. And then where would you be!

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leadrunner751 3

productive day bitch left free lumch

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dangletsbang21 0

I want a subway sandwich :) yummmm

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zelly05 0

u got a sandwich :) but FYL :(

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LinsKitty 0

at least she got you a sammich.

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lemonzone25 17

Maybe the sammich was her idea of make-up sex ;p

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usmcsupporter 0

why do these people post this shit on FML???

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KarenAnn 0

awee/: shlda threw it on her

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hateevryone 14

at least she fed you one last time.

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