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Heavy rotation

shescomfortablynumb - 05/06/2009 07:49 - United States

Today, I had a third date with a great guy. Over dinner, he told me that he wanted to see more of me. When I agreed, he pulled out his schedule book and started to tell me he was dating 5 other women besides me. He then told me what week in the "rotation" would be mine. He wasn't kidding. FML

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Anonymous - 19/06/2020 17:00

Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML

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bootycall:( - 15/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Oxnard

Today, I went on what I thought was my fifth date with a guy. We finally got intimate and it was amazing. As soon as it was over, he said : "Sorry babe, I should get going. I have a date tomorrow and I'd hate to be tired for it." FML

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lamesauce - 15/02/2009 10:32 - Canada

Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML

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newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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First dates suck

Anonymous - 03/09/2019 16:00

Today, I went on two dates from a dating app. The first one said halfway through that we couldn't date because it would break his contract. The second one catfished me. This is why I have multiple dates in one day. They never end well. FML

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Eloise - 21/03/2017 14:00

Today, I went on my third date with a great guy. We finally got round to talking about his tattoos. All 57 are related to his best friend. All of them. The best friend he never stops talking about. Somehow I don't think this will work out. FML

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What the hell is even that?!

Anonymous - - United States - Lake Forest

Today, I went on what I thought was a date. After a wonderful night with a perfect gentleman, he told me how excited he is that he's moving in with his girlfriend next week, and thanked me for reassuring him that he doesn't want anyone but her. FML

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Unlucky - 25/07/2012 13:03 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML

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Meanwhile, in 1953…

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Today, I had my first date in more than two years. As soon as I sat down, the first words out of his mouth were, "How many people have you had sex with? Not just recently, but ever. I don’t date women who’ve had more than 5 partners." I left before we'd even ordered drinks. FML

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Time to skedaddle

Anonymous - 29/08/2023 18:02 - United States - Queens

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to date other people, but still wants to be with me. He said, “Yes I want to be with you, but maybe we can both find better.” I found out he’s been texting another woman. FML

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may_cause_fail 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:28

...At least he's organized? D:

absent_toast 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:31

Wow. You should continue dating him and see if you win.

coopcas 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:35

So which week is yours?

cheese1756 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:35

Dump him

CryingHowls 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:35

you should gang up with the other girls and beat the crap out of him

awaywiththefairi_fml_fml 8

Wednesday 29 June 2011 2:05

John Tucker must Die! 

poolshark 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:35

Pimpin' ain't easy...

glitchz 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:36

That guy was me

jewjewbee 6

Friday 5 June 2009 16:37

I know this guy! He's "dating" my aunt! He's an ass; dump him

KINGMARIO_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:37

Wow, hahaha that really sucks

ScaryStu 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:38

Organization is always good... Try and be the "best" girlfriend, then take advantage of this organization... like oh I dunno, clean house?

regalarius 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:40

#9 - Yeah, it's sad that so many people can find an arrangement that makes them happy, isn't it? OP - Honesty is very important. There are polyamorists out there, and many of them are great people, but it's clearly not for everyone. Just...a *weekly* arrangement?? What the crap??