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sorehead - 13/07/2011 16:02 - Canada

Today, I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girlfriend. I couldn't help but stare at a gorgeous girl as she bent down to pick something up. It was such a great sight, I didn't notice the metal telephone pole directly in my path. FML

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laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

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Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:21 - Australia

Today, I was walking with my boyfriend down the street and a really hot guy walked past with no shirt on. While distracted by his hardened stomach muscles, I promptly walked into a pole, then became single. FML

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anonymous - - Norway

Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML

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Great first impression

Anonymous - 11/06/2018 20:30

Today, while riding to the skate park, I noticed a gorgeous blonde walking towards me. She gave me a smile as I passed so I turned and looked behind me to get a second glance. I rode my BMX straight into a light pole in front of a pub patio full of people. She saw it all. FML

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Anyway, here's Wonderwall

Anonymous - 01/04/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my acoustic guitar on my back. I saw a girl that I like coming down the opposite way, so I decided to play my guitar to try and impress her. I started to tune it quickly, but while I wasn't paying attention, I ran into a pole. Now my guitar is cracked. FML

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Noname - 25/02/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML

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antwo - 22/01/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML

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TheNerd - 12/05/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML

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minibuch1505 - 21/09/2012 11:31 - France - Halluin

Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML

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So many questions

Anonymous - 07/04/2011 15:15 - United States

Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself, "I wish I had a boyfriend like that…" I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML

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bigmanj28 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 22:34

Which head hit the pole

bellakaykid 6

Wednesday 13 July 2011 22:34

I'm sorry but I think you deserved that one.

xSummerRosaleex 1

Wednesday 13 July 2011 22:38

**** your girlfriend's life. She's dating an asshole. :

Imgonnahaveabf 9

Thursday 14 July 2011 2:32

The girl he was looking at was probably his mother and left that part out of the FML.

NickyK 25

Saturday 17 September 2011 16:15

Agreed.

cynide 13

Wednesday 13 July 2011 22:39

DUMB-ASS, im sorry man but no girl is hot enough to break your nose for!

yourbudtravis 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 23:52

I beg to differ..

cynide 13

Friday 15 July 2011 9:28

ok go break your nose for a girl, dumbass much?

raphanne_fml 33

Wednesday 13 July 2011 22:39

Seems like this pole brought you back down to earth...

tacocannon99 5

Friday 15 July 2011 6:24

your mom on a pole brought me down to earth...I had to I'm sorry

afroking22 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 22:39

karma is a bitch even nature was punishing yur wrong doin lmao

fwodyqbco654 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 22:40

there are no words for this.

cynide 13

Wednesday 13 July 2011 22:41

HAHA DUMB ASS! but i cant say i havnt done that before...

Dodie__fml 2

Thursday 14 July 2011 6:39

yo just called yourself a dumb ass

HPK37 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 22:41

pig

OsirisFaction_fml 5

Wednesday 13 July 2011 22:44

Perhaps...you should have been looking around with your upper head instead of the lower one.

Shannon_LeaAnn 1

Wednesday 13 July 2011 22:44

What a dick! You deff deserve it! I feel bad for your girlfriend. She's dating an asshole.

lopezk 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 22:46

i think someone shouldnt have a girlfriend !

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Today, at work, a man bought a lot of really expensive stuff. He paid the large bill with cash, and the manager helped me count the money. When we were done, he handed me a $100 bill to thank me for all the help. We can't accept tips. The manager was next to me. I had to say no. FML

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Today, I woke up after a night of drinking in my backyard. All I was wearing were my boxers and one sock. I staggered up to see my car halfway through my garage wall, with a note saying, "Sorry dude". FML

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Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been flirting with for months. Immediately after, he gave me the "let's just be friends" speech then left for work, accidentally locking me in his apartment. I had to call his ex-girlfriend to come let me out. She smirked. FML

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Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML

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Today, my roommate and I finally went to the DMV to transfer our vehicle ownership title to our names. On our way out, we joked that we were now responsible for any violations involving our car. We came back to a $35 parking ticket. FML

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