Great first impression

Anonymous - 11/06/2018 20:30

Today, while riding to the skate park, I noticed a gorgeous blonde walking towards me. She gave me a smile as I passed so I turned and looked behind me to get a second glance. I rode my BMX straight into a light pole in front of a pub patio full of people. She saw it all. FML
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Symphoniaes 32

Oh hey that’s neat- every sentence in this FML is just a different way of saying “I’m 13.”

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Donut_Wizard 23

I guess that’s one way to start a pub crawl.

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user53658 15

And then she walked away without checking on you?

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Symphoniaes 32

Oh hey that’s neat- every sentence in this FML is just a different way of saying “I’m 13.”

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tranced_ 45

First 10 minutes of all Bollywood movies ever! Except only brunette instead of blondes 🤔

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Donut_Wizard 23

I guess that’s one way to start a pub crawl.

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RichardPencil 30

In this scenario, you're not supposed to be the one getting poled!

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Lobby_Bee 17

Smooth, real smooth.

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Spiritbird 17

I bet she ran away real fast from the scene.😂

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JudgeComrade 17

The fact that you specify what kind of car you preformed this feat of ingenuity in says a lot about you as a person.

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BrotherPhil 35

The fact that you don't know the difference between a bicycle and a car, and the fact that you can't spell "performed" in a world with spell-checkers, says rather a lot about yours.

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BrotherPhil 35

Or even about you, for that matter. Remember the first rule of criticising spelling mistakes, folks.

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BrotherPhil 35

Or even about you, for that matter. Remember the first rule of criticising spelling mistakes, folks.

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Dave_Davington 33

Are you a Loony Tunes character, by any chance?

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PenguinPal3017 19

It's called a "meet cute". If romcoms have taught me anything, you'll end up together.

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