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Anonymous - 21/11/2011 16:23 - United States

Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML

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Walking in a Winter Wonderland - 12/09/2016 10:51 - United States - Jupiter

Today, my dandruff got so bad that when I sneezed on the bus, it created a "blizzard" of dandruff, covering me, and two others in it. I'm now known as "Winter Wonderland". FML

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apparentlyawomanbeater - 20/04/2012 21:48 - Switzerland - Cadempino

Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML

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fuckingfloridahowihatethee - 26/04/2014 19:55 - United States - Punta Gorda

Today, I was taking the bus to work, when a man sat down beside me. The guy was nuttier than Ron Jeremy's ballsack, and had a face like a shovel and the worst meth mouth I've ever seen. I had to sit there for ages while he frantically muttered to himself and picked at my hair. FML

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imnotacat - 20/07/2011 01:29 - United States

Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML

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Anonymous - 11/12/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, I rode the public bus. When I got off, I put my hood up only to discover that the old man who sat behind me had used my hood as a trashcan for his gum and used Kleenex. I can't get the gum out of my hair. FML

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Anonymous - 26/05/2010 15:54 - United States

Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML

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eww - 27/10/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML

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Kerlane - 05/12/2008 03:45 - France

Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML

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mitchellcrawford - 31/05/2016 18:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML

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clips - 16/02/2011 21:08 - United States

Today, I was on the bus. I heard a click right before something small hit my cheek. I looked over to see the lady next to me cutting her long, dirty fingernails. The bus was too crowded to move and It was a 20 minute ride to work. FML

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bigbadtim 7

Monday 21 November 2011 18:53

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.

TheRealBrianGrif 7

Monday 21 November 2011 18:49

Open wide?

tylersign 11

Monday 21 November 2011 18:57

Activate matrix style. And slow motion.

slyace 9

Monday 21 November 2011 18:59

So that's where snow comes from =)

cptmorgan6 8

Tuesday 22 November 2011 0:52

Nope.

Liimitless 6

Monday 21 November 2011 19:00

Tomorrow when you see him at the bus stop, treat him to a bottle of head and shoulders.

MerkathonPro 0

Monday 21 November 2011 19:04

It's snowing!

FaraPjJammaz 13

Monday 21 November 2011 19:07

Gross -_____-'

Enslaved 36

Monday 21 November 2011 19:07

Did you use your noggin and get up to switch seats?

taternuts 0

Monday 21 November 2011 19:11

At least you don't have to deal with the irritation, itchy scalp, redness and flakes associated with dandruff. well maybe just the first three actually