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    Parkour!

    FML Videos - 19/11/2018 12:30 - United States - New York

    Michael Scott would be impressed.
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    The rhythm of the fight
    Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

    SunsetSiren 14
    Tuesday 20 November 2018 2:21

    He sounds like he's gone rabbid.

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    VanTufty 13
    Monday 19 November 2018 19:55

    Nutter

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    VanTufty 13
    Monday 19 November 2018 19:55

    Nutter

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    SunsetSiren 14
    Tuesday 20 November 2018 2:21

    He sounds like he's gone rabbid.

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    adelaine782002 17
    Tuesday 20 November 2018 2:33

    he has! 🤣

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    Today, after almost a year of no steady work, I struggled to get anything done once my 7-months pregnant girlfriend woke up at noon. She wanted to talk the whole time, and eventually broke down crying because of her relationship with her mother. I spent the the day consoling her. No wonder I can't get any work. FML
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    Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML
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    Today, I was trying to cook a pizza for lunch at my in-laws. I preheated the oven and took my dog out to go potty. I come back in to find the house filled with smoke, the detector going off, and a fire in the oven. Apparently, my mother-in-law left a tray of glass candle holders in it. FML
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    Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
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    Today, my coworker/landlady drunkenly told me in front of her kids that she’s my mom. I’ve never felt like she treated me as her daughter - more like an assistant while she’s the boss. I can’t tell if she said it to make her kids jealous or for another reason, but now I’m just mad. FML
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    Today, I told my family how my wrist has been hurting for almost a week. My aunt’s chiropractor boyfriend then decided he could help by suddenly pulling my hand as hard as he could. Not only did my wrist pop and cause me more pain, but my shoulder got dislocated. FML
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