Parkour! - FML

Parkour!

FML Videos - 19/11/2018 12:30 - United States - New York

Michael Scott would be impressed.

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The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

SunsetSiren 14

Tuesday 20 November 2018 2:21

He sounds like he's gone rabbid.

VanTufty 13

Monday 19 November 2018 19:55

Nutter

VanTufty 13

Monday 19 November 2018 19:55

Nutter

SunsetSiren 14

Tuesday 20 November 2018 2:21

He sounds like he's gone rabbid.

adelaine782002 17

Tuesday 20 November 2018 2:33

he has! 🤣

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Today, I tripped and fell on my open dishwasher, right onto a carving knife. I'm mostly ok, except that my nipple has been sliced neatly in half. Seriously, the two halves keep flapping open like a little mouth. It would be funnier if it wasn't so painful. FML

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Today, I was working at Coldstone. When a customer tips us we are required to sing. A late night DJ came in, put 20 dollars in the tip cup, and asked to hear every song we had. After we sang one song he looked at me and asked me to please stop singing or he was taking his money back. FML

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Today, I was ranting to my friend on the phone about my toxic ex, calling him a “walking red flag with a God complex.” Mid-sentence, she cut me off, saying, “Uh… you're on speaker. He’s in the car with me.” He chimed in with, “I mean… fair enough.” FML

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Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

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Today, I realized my (soon to be ex) boyfriend has been preemptively sending me his Snaps as regular chat photos/videos on Snapchat so our interaction could go down. This way, he can have the girl he’s been cheating on me with become his #1 best friend, thus demoting me. FML

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Today, my obsession with my mean ex-girlfriend returned. It ended 9 years ago. It happened when I started researching self-help. Now, I can’t stop thinking about that selfish piece of shit. FML

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