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bluemonday - 17/04/2009 11:47 - Canada

Today, I was having a dream that I was climbing out of a well. While almost out, I felt someone grab my knee; I screamed loud in terror. When I opened my eyes, nearly 25 people were staring at me. The lady across from me apologized for hitting me with her bag. I was on the C-train. FML

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sleeper - 02/03/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML

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Classic

anonymous - 22/04/2011 10:50

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

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Thanks for your help

wowthanksworld - 22/03/2013 15:42 - United States

Today, I was on the subway when I felt like I was going to faint. I got off the train at the next stop, walked to a bench, but fell over and passed out. When I woke up, I looked around at at least 25 people, who had stepped around me, passed out, in the middle of the platform. FML

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snoozlagist - 30/10/2010 04:52 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML

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niabby - 20/02/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML

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Beep beep beep

chloe - 29/06/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML

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off-balance - 16/01/2016 15:00 - Finland

Today, as I was trying to get off a crowded train, some asshole pushed past me hard enough to nearly knock me over. My bag hit a preschool kid standing behind me, and I missed my stop trying to apologize to him. His mom yelled at me all the way to the next stop. FML

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Crotch rot

LassieToe - 30/03/2012 03:48 - Australia

Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML

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Anonymous - 11/08/2013 18:11 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I had a dream in which I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off, while in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML

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Anonymous - 12/03/2014 15:33 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML

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skierguy 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:03

Haha, those must have been some strange looks.

dreams_infinity_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:12

lol i hate people hitting me with their stuff when i am sleeping in the train. I once woke up cause i farted mildly loud.

skierguy 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:03

Haha, those must have been some strange looks.

noobgang7 5

Wednesday 14 April 2010 13:45

I think the FML is that he didn't get out of the well :P

caester9 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 6:35

hey this chick is from Calgary because I was on the ctrain when this happened

Osakhomen 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:05

LMAO! That is funny as heck! HAAHAH

kwbuzz23wk 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:06

don't worry about it, you took a nap on a train... its not like your gonna see them all the time

laughatverne 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:09

why'd the lady hit you? =(

bryson9 0

Monday 9 August 2010 6:24

lol

glutgyoogle 6

Tuesday 16 August 2011 17:36

4- you're stupid.

capslockisgood 19

Friday 7 September 2012 2:00

Considering the apology, it was probably accidental.

dreams_infinity_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:12

lol i hate people hitting me with their stuff when i am sleeping in the train. I once woke up cause i farted mildly loud.

Arian_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:13

Thats AWKWARD! lol. Don't worry about it too much.

Big_Blue_Sumthin 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:15

The well thing is kind of creepy. Do you maybe subconsciously aspire to be the girl from The Ring? Sucks either way!

SofiaM_fml 2

Friday 17 April 2009 20:18

* "Were staring" would be better

Alicia_Raven7 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 4:21

No one cares about spelling... its the internet. people never use grammar.

NickPortrayed 0

Friday 23 April 2010 16:05

It's*, People*

SuicideSaint_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:18

Is this the same guy who got robbed with a pez dispenser?

nowayss 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:20

lmao, haha.

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Today, I realized why I've developed painful, flaky, dry patches above my upper lip. It's from kissing my new boyfriend, whose facial hair irritates my skin. He really dislikes how he looks without it, so my best option might be to just stop kissing him. FML

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Today, I was reading a blog post by a girl that I really like. In the post, it said, "I know I'm not beautiful." I told her that I thought it wasn't true at all. She responded by crying hysterically and asking me why I would say that. It turned out that it actually said, "I know I'm beautiful." FML

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Today, I checked on an uncle following his surgery. I got a two-hour monologue of how the internet doesn't really save paper, because he has to print the bills and receipts, plus pay for ink and staples, and that utility companies are really just shifting costs to the consumer by going "paperless". FML

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Today, I realized that every girl who has approached me or I approached me since high school always ended up trying to get close to me to get close to any one of my friends. Every time I think we’re hitting it off, they ask. When I refuse to set them up, they get angry, and tell others I'm a creep. FML

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Today, I made a couple of videos of me playing guitar and singing some of my favorite songs. I got back from school to find my family huddled around the camcorder, laughing, imitating, and making jokes about the video. FML

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Today, I performed the Heimlich maneuver on a man. He cussed me out because the piece of food he was choking on was "a perfectly good portion of lobster". FML

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