Ah, young love… HotAsTits - 20/03/2011 20:31 - United States Today, my parents thought it would be appropriate to tell my girlfriend that I used to stick my penis in a sock puppet and talk to it when I was younger. FML 51 021 10 492
The bitch is back thatsucks - 28/02/2009 11:10 - United Kingdom Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later, I got a text saying, "I just dropped the bitch off, I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I later asked him about it. He said, "Megan, I have no idea what you're talking about." My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML 1 291 273 143 540