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First date going well

johnfrank - - United States

Today, I was on a blind date with a girl my friend set me up with. We went to a fancy restaurant and she ordered the shrimp. I told her, "I'm allergic to shrimp, so you shouldn't order it in case I want to kiss you later." She looked at the waiter and said, "I'll have the shrimp." FML

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amilia - 07/11/2018 12:00

Today, I went on a blind date with a guy at a seafood restaurant. I explained to him that I am deathly allergic to shrimp. When the waiter took my order, he interrupted me and said, “She’ll have the shrimp," while looking me dead in the eye. FML

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Sounds like a win, somehow

George - 17/09/2023 14:00

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to shrimp, when I went out for a lunch with my long-term crush after I finally got the courage to ask her out. She's really into seafood. A little while into the afternoon I started to feel itchy. She ended up scratching my back all night. FML

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Anonymous - 05/11/2012 19:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML

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well okay then - 20/05/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

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Nope, just nope

Anonycunt - 27/07/2013 16:30 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML

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Bland date

tomtomcutiepoof - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML

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sarahh38 - 16/09/2009 18:23 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML

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Diane - 19/01/2025 12:00 - France - Paris

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. He took me to a restaurant where I was allergic to practically everything on the menu. I sneezed five or six times within the first 15 minutes and spent the rest of the lunch awkwardly trying to explain I wasn't allergic to him, just the food and spices floating around us. FML

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not even getting any of her shrimp - 11/02/2014 21:50 - United States - Draper

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a vegetarian-friendly restaurant. She ordered shrimp fettuccine, and I asked why. She slowly explained to me that vegetarians can eat shrimp, then muttered that she now knows who has the brains in our relationship. FML

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Anonymous - 06/01/2010 01:10 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML

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platypusrex256 2

Friday 27 March 2009 0:00

thats a bit forward for a first date, don't you think?

puffingdragons 0

Friday 27 March 2009 0:00

It's the guys fault. "In case I want to kiss you later." Way to come off as a Jerk.

podrummer9209 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 23:58

screelov 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 1:48

yea some of us girls are such bitches.

candygirl98 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 17:04

Mmmmhmmmmm I second that :P

fallencastiel 22

Sunday 22 June 2014 13:08

5 years later, and women actually are being killed for saying no.

zach2519 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 23:59

That really does suck. I can't imagine being allergic to shrimp.

platypusrex256 2

Friday 27 March 2009 0:00

thats a bit forward for a first date, don't you think?

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Tuesday 28 February 2012 2:14

Agreed. "you shouldnt order that in case I want to kiss you later"?? You sound like THE biggest douchebag. You make it seem like you're doing a favor by even considering kissing her, like it doesn't matter what she wants. She probably ordered the shrimp to keep you from even trying.

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Tuesday 27 March 2012 7:43

I **** on the first.

comment11111 39

Thursday 10 October 2013 7:50

exactly, too forward on a first and way too forward on a blind date.

ohhboyy 0

Friday 27 March 2009 0:00

lmfao #2 was the funniest thing about this fml

puffingdragons 0

Friday 27 March 2009 0:00

It's the guys fault. "In case I want to kiss you later." Way to come off as a Jerk.

Monty_Python 0

Friday 27 March 2009 0:01

Ouch dude!

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Friday 27 March 2009 0:04

That was pretty presumptuous. I'm not surprised at her order

Drekos 0

Friday 27 March 2009 0:05

wow, you're really bad with women. the key to successful romance is pretending you aren't that interested in them. if you tell her you want to kiss her, she assumes you're a creeper. GAME OVER.