Sex, Awkward, Parents Intimacy Excuse me

Excuse me

Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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Bear - 01/02/2009 17:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML

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Anonymous - 01/08/2019 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML

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Pranked!

RetroDayDreamer - 10/09/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML

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Boundaries

Anonymous - 14/10/2020 02:01

Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML

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Anonymous - 27/12/2009 12:49 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML

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Nooooooo!

ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

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This is wrong

WTF - 05/09/2009 22:11 - United States

Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML

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Fun times

Anonymous - 16/03/2020 23:01

Today, I left the house to get groceries. My parents asked me where I was going and how long I would be gone for. Thinking they were just being inquisitive parents, I ignored them. I got home 20 minutes later to them having sex. FML

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That's that, then

Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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TheCookieComet 23

Monday 30 March 2015 18:46

I think this gives you the right to watch **** openly

Mechazilla2 15

Monday 30 March 2015 18:47

I think we're all hoping that they at least stopped once they noticed you..

yes31601 16

Wednesday 1 April 2015 14:25

Learn how to spell with an e

warelephant 11

Wednesday 1 April 2015 17:38

Or stop posting! These suck ?

annahmaechen 11

Wednesday 1 April 2015 16:17

Repost

elizabeth4166 16

Thursday 2 April 2015 4:33

WHAT?!

say_what2032 12

Thursday 2 April 2015 7:08

How could they walk in while having-OOHHHHHHHHH nevermind

span56 13

Saturday 25 April 2015 7:10

Can you logic?

Lorrali 16

Saturday 4 July 2015 19:37

I would bleach my brain after that

Personguy01 11

Wednesday 26 July 2017 3:09

How the actual crap.

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