Dick joke

awilson - - United States

Today, I was eating M&Ms on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see me with my hand on my crotch while angrily muttering, "Where's that little bastard gone?" FML
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Rixxieee 0

wheres the 'like' button when you need it? =P

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EdailEcstacy 0

LMFAOOOOO that sucks OP but its SOOO funny!!!

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skyttlz 32

lmao I would have stood up to look for it

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kagexp 4

It's funny because you're a guy. : D

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SleepyHead34 0

hahahahha hahahhaha lmaoo tht just made my dayyy xD

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dreamer13 0

HILARIOUS!!! I fell over from laughing so hard when I first read this. and then I slipped and ended up laughin so hard I cried the second time I read this lol : )

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Valdez_14 8

OMG this so just made my day!!! I just laughed so hard I cried!!!!

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bcla10 0

Hahahaha I love this :)

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