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Anonymous -

Today, I found out that if a cop asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying, "Only these guns!" while flexing your biceps, they won't take it very well. Neither will the cops down at the station. FML
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snafu63 0

you sound like a tool with insecurity problems.

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Vaginabutter 15

must of been .22s

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mikezz22 4

Idk if I was that cop id probably be laughing hysterically, even as I write you a ticket lol

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MakeAScene 4

This FML is hilarious. Lolol.

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squarecircles 13

Maybe they were jealous.

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lilsamsamgirl07 0

Lol very nice!

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