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Today, I found out that if a cop asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying, "Only these guns!" while flexing your biceps, they won't take it very well. Neither will the cops down at the station. FML
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smylee14 0

Why would the cops be asking you if u have weapons in the first place ??

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Tmoney20 3

That shit is hilarious!!!!!! Don't be so uptight people this is funny a hell!! And I've looked up to cops my whole life until recently they beat the crap out of me and slammed me to the ground over nothing at all... I believe a good majority of them are good but **** the power hungry assholes that got punked their whole life's and join the force to pick on civilians!!!

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gpaine 0

I learned this the hard way when I yelled "my abs are the bomb!" in an airport

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thursday817 6

Cops don't like joking about guns!?! Who knew!?! Ass

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xSorry_fml 10

A cop that pulled me over asked me if I had any weapons, knives or armed gorillas. I laughed cause it was funny. Still got the ticket though.

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