Dad jokes FTW!

rositaleigh - 01/07/2019 00:06

Today, my father and I were out in town when a lady walked up and commented on what a great looking couple we were. My dad puts his arm around me and says "Thank you! We've been together for 17 years." FML
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Charlie Given 26

LMFAO 😂 that's a great dad come back

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Charlie Given 26

LMFAO 😂 that's a great dad come back

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Mathalamus 24

That is disturbing..

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EmDizzle2007 28

that shines more light on your own life than you probably want it to.

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sallygee 9

I think that's funny. sounds like you need to get a sense of humor. ydi

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BMXDude22 12

Hey dude, why d'you keep making these stupid comments? D'you ever say anything positive or interesting? ydi

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evilplatypus 38

They literally started their comment with “I think that’s funny.” That’s a positive thing. Learn to read.

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Nhayaa 21

When I'm with my father people always assume we're a couple even though you can really see the resemblance... But we never react the way your father did, I'll try it next time!

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evilplatypus 38

They did a psychology study not too long ago where people were given dozens of pictures of men and women they’d never met. With a fairly high degree of accuracy, they were able to correctly match the married pairs. It’s hypothesized that decades of a similar diet and shared activities lead (happily) married couples to look similar to each other. For example, my sister and her other half - because they hike and fish together, their skin tones have started to sync up and their fish and alcohol diet makes them carry weight pretty similarly.

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TxKitten79 10

That's not an FML. That's an awesomely funny dad!

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FinkiusMaximus 9

Are you 17? Because that's a legendary dad joke.

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