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anonymous - 16/07/2011 13:18 - Canada

Today, I was on a hot date. After we finished supper, we went back to his place. My stomach started to feel upset, so I politely asked where the bathroom was so I could "powder my nose;" After ten minutes of agonizing diarrhea, I looked down and noticed he was out of toilet paper. FML

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tmrwsmggls - 16/11/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML

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Lady Bloodshart of the Redwater - - United States - Arlington

Today, while at a restaurant, my date shat himself. He spent the entire meal pretending nothing had happened. FML

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FUCK GOD - 03/02/2013 23:04 - Argentina - Salta

Today, for the first time in weeks, my wife felt frisky, and we started fooling around. Half-way through undressing me, she bolted out, claiming she had the shits. About five minutes later, she tearfully called out from the bathroom, begging me to bring her a fresh roll of toilet paper. FML

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Anonymous - 31/12/2014 18:12 - Australia

Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML

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oops - 30/07/2012 00:25 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to dinner with an amazing guy. At the end he said he had to go to the washroom. 15 min later he was still MIA, so I figured he'd ditched me with the bill. I paid and left. 10 min later he texted me, asking where I was. Turns out he hadn't ditched me. He was having "stomach issues." FML

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shithappens - 31/03/2019 14:00

Today. I went on a date with a really great guy. After the date we went to his place and had drinks in the hottub. I ended up shitting myself. FML

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frankie - 19/01/2009 01:01 - Canada

Today, I had a date with a girl. After movies and dinner, we came back to my place. I had to go to the washroom BADLY. I took a BIG #2 and when I went to flush the toilet to my horror it wouldn't flush. FML

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Time to flee the crime scene

Anonymous - 22/10/2022 10:00

Today, my date from the night before let me stay behind when he had left for work. While relaxing, I figured I'd be fine to let a little fart out. Unbeknownst to me, not eating enough food over the past few days turned the contents of my bowels to liquid. I sharted on their bed. FML

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arse of fire :( - 23/02/2013 00:31 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, I was struck down with horrible diarrhea. With barely any toilet paper left, I texted my husband to buy some more and rush home. He replied, "Sorry babe, getting shitfaced with the lads. Get it? 'Shitfaced'. LOL!" and stopped replying to my desperate pleas. FML

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Gross out competition

shattysituation - 31/12/2012 22:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML

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Lauren10102 3

Saturday 16 July 2011 19:41

Climb out the window... NOW

FMLandurstoo 9

Saturday 16 July 2011 19:45

so you're posting the FML from the toilet?

mustasho 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 19:58

who calls it supper anymore?

IIIiIII16 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 20:07

who has mullets anymore?

Babalu722 3

Saturday 16 July 2011 20:36

LMFAO 40, good one

yomommma 6

Saturday 16 July 2011 21:28

That's not a mullet

Jordano4444 7

Saturday 16 July 2011 23:10

apparently she does

sarahmcgeee 5

Saturday 16 July 2011 23:28

someone who "powders their nose"

Tektite 14

Sunday 17 July 2011 1:13

105... You were born in 91.. STFU.

wtfitsxash 3

Sunday 17 July 2011 4:20

seriously though, how old is OP ... I mean she says "supper", and uses the phrase "powder my nose" ?? then has no control over her bowels all in the same scenario? if that doesn't scream older women, than I don't know what would. l0l! just kidding :p

shannon1029 4

Saturday 16 July 2011 19:58

this reminds me of dumb and dumber, when he had massive diarrhea, and the toilet wouldn't flush.

shannon1029 4

Saturday 16 July 2011 20:03

I accedently copied your comment because I didn't read yours before I posted my comment. haha sorry.

mag4dust 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 20:03

I could never take a shit in someone elses bathroom. especially on a first date lol but I guess that's just me... that really sucks I wonder what he was thinkin afte you walked out. "took long enough to powder ur nose eh?"

howslife123 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 20:43

well OP didn't really have a choice.. it sounds like it wasnt exactly planned

A7X_LoVeee 10

Saturday 16 July 2011 21:36

Honey if you have to go you have to go.

SteelCladAngel 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 3:07

so you'd rather have explosive diarrhea running down your leg than efficiently get rid of it in a toilet? diarrhea is well....sudden and unpredictable