Clenched

Lovergirl - 01/01/2010 20:23 - United States

Today, I was snuggled in bed with my husband. He thought because my butt was twitching that I was trying to be frisky. So he slapped my ass hard in attempt to get something going. I was actually trying to hold in a huge fart because last night I had diarrhea. Apparently I still have it. FML
31 823
3 951
Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. …

GeekLogic 0

A skunk's defense against the buttsecks?

104 2

allmidnighteyes 10

The more you try and hold it in, the worse it'll be when it comes out. Everybody knows that.

4 1
Ripunzel 0

hahaha I think that's a FEL cuz that had to fukup eveyones day..

1 1
XxbladixX 0

"Today, I slapped my wife's ass, she then took a stanky fart. FML" :Z

1 7
Just_Sayin 0

Did you get the shit stains our of your sheets?

0 1
iCrazie 0

lol I guess no sex for you tonight

1 1
FD929 0

YDI because you don't put your ass near a man unless you're ready to use it. That's just cruel.

5 7
soulpleasures 0

and getting out of bed instead of holding it was not an option because.....?

8 1
Sparkiee93 3

*Whom whom* Music plays.

0 1