Class act

LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
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AngryNinja 1

that is uncalled for. I hope you left.

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chih 0

I hope you smack the shit out of him. Get it? butt jokes...

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2Lives1Fate 0

Who the **** farts on their girlfriend's face? Oh. That guy.

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NSZ 0

roflmfao damn, dump his sorry ass and no, no pun intended

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grrbeast 0

get someone who's into burping. it's less icky

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CallMeHush 0

A mouth fart isn't much better, especially after salami.

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Ajjas013 6

If it would be bad after salami then I wonder what it would be like if OP's boyfriend had eggs...

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nerwende_fml 0

What smell do you prefer? Crap or salami? I know I wouldn't choose crap :)

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CallMeHush 0

Warm lunch meat and bile can be pretty nasty, not choices I'd like to make.

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AntiChrist7 0

I said the same, but apparently i'm not allowed to say that

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AntiChrist7 0

You know, there are boys out there who don't do such things, but you choose a pig==> YDI

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xXDarkDepression 0

Where do you people find these messed up mates? I wouldn't do anything like that to my girlfriend.

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ibanezrick 0

You so should have posted this as LOVE_STINKS, not Lovestruck.

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xriley 0

#5...SMACK THE CRAP OUTTA HIM??EEWW SHE DONT WANNA SEE NO CRAP COMING OUTTA NO WHERE...LOL..SUCKS FOR OP DISGUSTING GUY DUMP THE BIATCH

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TehFuzzyOne 0

Even though caps lock is cruise control for cool, you still have to steer.

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