lol. that's funny - you should have punched him right on the asshole. he'd think twice next time

I think a swift knee up in his crotch would have been appropriate, following by either getting the hell out of there or insisting he leave. Farts aside, holding you down against your will is wrong. You don't need a male in your life who uses physical force to dominate you, however briefly or even as a so-called joke. He's a creep.

#17 ahahahahahaha

hahahahaha that's nasty! I feel really bad for you though. just dump the dumb a

How old is your boyfriend?

I would have laughed o.O

Now THATS how you get pink eye....

That is disguisting. It's one thing to let it go accidentally but on purpose, in your face? Just disrespectful. Leave now.

So? Wait until he's asleep, then take a dump on his face.

that's true love right there