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Chill out Deborah

Anonymous - 17/03/2013 11:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was outside at a café when I looked at my phone. As I did, a woman halfway across the patio started screaming at me, demanding I tell her who I was texting and why. She then sprinted over, furious at me for apparently badmouthing her to somebody. All I did was check the time. FML

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keep_your_eyes_on_the_sidewalk - 25/06/2018 15:00

Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML

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Anonymous - 30/03/2013 05:23 - United States

Today, I texted a girl I met at the bar last night. She accused me of being "fake" because she couldn't find me on Facebook, Instagram or Twitter, then threatened to call the cops on me. FML

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It wasn't me

Tag - - Australia - Perth

Today, a woman screamed at me for five minutes, demanding to know how long I'd been having an affair with her husband. I explained for the second time that she'd dialed a wrong number. FML

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Get on with it

Anonymous - 07/04/2014 00:20 - Australia - Spearwood

Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML

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absentmindedmoron - 27/09/2009 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking whilst texting. I thought I was going in a straight line but I ended up walking right into an open phone booth. A woman was inside making a phone call. I lost my balance, pinning her up against the wall. She thought I was attacking her and clobbered me with the receiver. FML

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Anonymous - 12/09/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML

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jacks_smirking_revenge - 06/03/2009 22:31 - United States

Today, while out to lunch, my sister called me and asked me to pick her up from the mall. I told her she'd have to wait. She got pissed off and started cursing at me, so I hung up on her. She called me back 37 times until I answered and yelled "WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?" It was my boss. FML

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GDBeast - 09/01/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML

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walmart: first time, last time - 12/05/2013 16:37 - United States

Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML

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no i'm sure you're a responsible parent - 09/04/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML

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Sunday 17 March 2013 19:16

Paranoia is a hell of a thing

challan 19

Sunday 17 March 2013 19:17

That's one too many espressos

abylaunch 10

Sunday 17 March 2013 19:48

When I was in high school I worked at an amusement park and I pulled out my phone to check the time. Some old broad came up and yelled at me for "taking her picture" and started telling me that I was breaking the law and she would have me fired. I just looked at her like she's an idiot and said "Umm why would I want a picture of you?" Some people are sooo full of themselves!

FarFromSocial 9

Sunday 17 March 2013 19:49

She sounds insecure.

perdix 29

Sunday 17 March 2013 19:50

Perhaps you have that unfortunate habit of adjusting your junk absent-mindedly and hanging your tongue out of your mouth as you are texting? No? So, it's just me?

fuzz97 23

Sunday 17 March 2013 19:56

Why are you arguing with yourself

Panda_Shy_Haven 17

Sunday 17 March 2013 20:03

Someone has self-esteem issues

Obey_StudBoii 23

Sunday 17 March 2013 20:03

Sounds like she's 51/50.

fuzz97 23

Monday 18 March 2013 4:18

I don't get it

truth_teller23 11

Monday 18 March 2013 13:04

5150 is police code for crazy. Like the dierks bentley song.

olpally 32

Sunday 17 March 2013 20:17

Bitches be crazy... Tell her to lay off the caffeine. Psycho bitch.

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Sunday 17 March 2013 21:18

Haha!! Really!! Lol

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Sunday 17 March 2013 20:25

If you can't be crazy in public who's going to know about it, right? That's just all kinds of wow right there. OP, I like how you didn't text anyone about her, I'm assuming. But you did make sure to post on FML about her where anyone could hear about her losing it. Good one!