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Stumble - 17/01/2010 04:43 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old cousin came to my door, demanding canned food. I asked him what for, and he said, "Dad said I needed them for a school project." I said all right, and he started raiding my pantry. I was left with only green beans. He stole all my Spaghetti O's. FML

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A cute one for a change

We have fun at least - 18/01/2026 00:00

Today, my dad was making a sandwich in the kitchen. Hungry, I snuck in and grabbed it, running back to my room and devouring it. Later at dinner, he dumped a whole scoop of rice in my lap. We all ended up laughing as we cleaned it. FML

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mom - 26/04/2018 15:00

Today, after it appeared my daughter was throwing away any vegetables in her school lunch, I packed her all vegetables so she would have to eat at least one. Nope! She threw them out and complained to school that "mommy doesn't feed" her. I got a call from the school. FML

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kagan - 08/08/2019 14:00

Today, the only food in the house is canned beans and vegetables that I can’t stand. My dad refuses to go to the store because, "we can't afford it." Meanwhile, my stepmom just came home with a brand new Gucci purse. FML

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Anonymous - 02/03/2012 08:30 - Belgium

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year-old brat. He refused to eat his vegetables, so I forbade him from playing until they were finished. He stomped off upstairs, so I let him cool off for a couple of minutes. When I went upstairs, he had taken scissors to all of his mother's clothes. FML

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noodlesandmilk - 13/12/2015 14:10 - Australia - Canberra

Today, my step-brother went grocery shopping alone for the first time. He came home with Ramen and 14 bottles of chocolate milk, which will expire by the 20th. My step-dad is insisting we eat it so it doesn't go to waste. FML

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LittleSprout - 21/03/2017 04:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was buying veggies with my five-year-old. She saw some brussel sprouts and begged me to buy them. I thought there was no way she'd like them, but I do, so I got them. Later, she was sitting on the couch eating them raw like candy. I have a weird kid. FML

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Lunch Special

Luisa - 09/01/2020 01:00

Today, we have nearly no food in the house. My husband went shopping with the kids and returned with a sack of tomatoes. Time to make lunch. FML

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Epipen time!

Anonymous - 17/08/2010 17:06 - Canada

Today, my aunt asked me to babysit my cousin. She gave me a warning that he says he's allergic to foods to get out of eating them. When I brought out my homemade cooking, he told me he was allergic, so I made him eat it anyway. Turns out he WAS allergic. FML

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Confused

Nathanael Johnson -

Today, my roommate came home from work and yelled at me for my dinner being too spicy. The same dinner he denied stealing. FML

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Mommy's boy

Fed up - 07/01/2026 09:00

Today, for the hundredth fucking time, my stepson asked for a snack twenty minutes before dinner. When I told him no, he cried to his mom, who yelled at me and gave him a granola bar. Then, when dinner came, he "wasn't hungry", picked at his food, and fussed and cried. FML

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FerrariCake 2

Sunday 17 January 2010 10:32

Ummmm... what? You're surprised because a six year old took Spaghetti-O's and left the green beans? Really?

waspbr 4

Sunday 17 January 2010 10:29

technically he didn't steal anything since you said it was alright.

24788 6

Sunday 17 January 2010 11:02

What this is an fml? Speghetti o's missing?

MysteryJoker 5

Sunday 17 January 2010 11:11

Clearly you've never had Spaghetti-O's before. You'll never understand until you do.

omgcookeys 15

Tuesday 26 July 2011 7:31

I don't like spaghetti o's... I'm bound to get a million thumbs down, I just know it.

areveillonen 4

Sunday 17 January 2010 11:22

agreed

sciencexgeek 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 11:23

I agree with #4

Cartain 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 11:27

Today I followed a link to this FML. FML.

areveillonen 4

Sunday 17 January 2010 11:28

poor dad

areveillonen 4

Sunday 17 January 2010 11:29

poor dad

areveillonen 4

Sunday 17 January 2010 11:31

poor dad

yermaw 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 11:35

does the OP have to be dying for it to be an FML ? c'mon, its just entertainment.

lyndis_fml 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 12:03

At the bare minimum OP has to have NOT said "Sure, take whatever you want" and then whined "Oh mai gawd he did exactly what I said he could do."

Octwo 16

Sunday 17 January 2010 11:42

one dastardly child, one pantry without spaghetti-o's, one life totally f'd..."Comment Rage," coming to an fml near you.

bootje 5

Sunday 17 January 2010 11:44

I'm not buying the "school project" excuse. You got owned!

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