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Stumble - 17/01/2010 04:43 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old cousin came to my door, demanding canned food. I asked him what for, and he said, "Dad said I needed them for a school project." I said all right, and he started raiding my pantry. I was left with only green beans. He stole all my Spaghetti O's. FML

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We have fun at least - 18/01/2026 00:00

Today, my dad was making a sandwich in the kitchen. Hungry, I snuck in and grabbed it, running back to my room and devouring it. Later at dinner, he dumped a whole scoop of rice in my lap. We all ended up laughing as we cleaned it. FML

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mom - 26/04/2018 15:00

Today, after it appeared my daughter was throwing away any vegetables in her school lunch, I packed her all vegetables so she would have to eat at least one. Nope! She threw them out and complained to school that "mommy doesn't feed" her. I got a call from the school. FML

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kagan - 08/08/2019 14:00

Today, the only food in the house is canned beans and vegetables that I can’t stand. My dad refuses to go to the store because, "we can't afford it." Meanwhile, my stepmom just came home with a brand new Gucci purse. FML

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Anonymous - 02/03/2012 08:30 - Belgium

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year-old brat. He refused to eat his vegetables, so I forbade him from playing until they were finished. He stomped off upstairs, so I let him cool off for a couple of minutes. When I went upstairs, he had taken scissors to all of his mother's clothes. FML

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noodlesandmilk - 13/12/2015 14:10 - Australia - Canberra

Today, my step-brother went grocery shopping alone for the first time. He came home with Ramen and 14 bottles of chocolate milk, which will expire by the 20th. My step-dad is insisting we eat it so it doesn't go to waste. FML

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LittleSprout - 21/03/2017 04:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was buying veggies with my five-year-old. She saw some brussel sprouts and begged me to buy them. I thought there was no way she'd like them, but I do, so I got them. Later, she was sitting on the couch eating them raw like candy. I have a weird kid. FML

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Lunch Special

Luisa - 09/01/2020 01:00

Today, we have nearly no food in the house. My husband went shopping with the kids and returned with a sack of tomatoes. Time to make lunch. FML

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Anonymous - 17/08/2010 17:06 - Canada

Today, my aunt asked me to babysit my cousin. She gave me a warning that he says he's allergic to foods to get out of eating them. When I brought out my homemade cooking, he told me he was allergic, so I made him eat it anyway. Turns out he WAS allergic. FML

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Today, my roommate came home from work and yelled at me for my dinner being too spicy. The same dinner he denied stealing. FML

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Mommy's boy

Fed up - 07/01/2026 09:00

Today, for the hundredth fucking time, my stepson asked for a snack twenty minutes before dinner. When I told him no, he cried to his mom, who yelled at me and gave him a granola bar. Then, when dinner came, he "wasn't hungry", picked at his food, and fussed and cried. FML

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FerrariCake 2

Sunday 17 January 2010 10:32

Ummmm... what? You're surprised because a six year old took Spaghetti-O's and left the green beans? Really?

waspbr 4

Sunday 17 January 2010 10:29

technically he didn't steal anything since you said it was alright.

elrojogrande9 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 10:22

first

areveillonen 4

Sunday 17 January 2010 11:33

poor dad

areveillonen 4

Sunday 17 January 2010 11:35

poor dad

areveillonen 4

Sunday 17 January 2010 12:12

poor dad

areveillonen 4

Sunday 17 January 2010 12:14

poor dad

bibi2223 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 10:24

poor kid

Mustardnight 3

Sunday 17 January 2010 10:49

Hmm maybe im looking too far into this but perhaps the father was too embarrassed to ask for food if he couldn't afford it and sent his kid?

sarcasticbitch 7

Sunday 17 January 2010 12:41

Isn't it the father/mother's responsibility to bring food? Moreover what example does he gives to the child? It's like saying: Sure go and lie. Therefore I don't want to know what will grow up from that kid. Because that shit will be messed up.

saranottelling 7

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:17

#42 Maybe he didn't lie and told the kid, "You need canned food for school, go ask your cousin for some." Then they ate the food and told the kid they didn't need the cans after all.

saranottelling 7

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:22

Sorry my past comment was confusing and I couldn't edit it. I meant maybe the kid didn't lie because his father did... blah blah blah

redliner10 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 10:25

Duped by a 6 yr old... for shame.

fmlloverrct 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 10:27

sneaky kid :)

waspbr 4

Sunday 17 January 2010 10:29

technically he didn't steal anything since you said it was alright.

vassal44 9

Sunday 6 May 2012 7:20

Technically he still stole. Whether you have permission or not, if you take something that you don't have the legal ownership to, it is stealing.

brand125 17

Sunday 4 May 2014 12:36

#109 doesn't get what having permission means, it seems. you tell someone they can have something, they can have it?

Trollz0rz 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 10:31

Uh Oh my Spaghetti o's!

Nic_hole 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 10:32

spaghetti o's are yummy :D

FerrariCake 2

Sunday 17 January 2010 10:32

Ummmm... what? You're surprised because a six year old took Spaghetti-O's and left the green beans? Really?

mickmac 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 16:53

Exactly what I was thinking. A kids gonna pick what they like to give to other kids in need. What poor kid wants to hear "you're poor so you have to eat green beans and asparagus"?