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BurnedByAWaiter -

Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that, "It's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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getmoneyab - - Mexico

Today, I went to Cheesecake Factory for dinner. There was a hot waiter who kept passing by. He saw me looking at him and I knew I had to say something. So when he approached my table I asked, "Excuse me, do you have any salt?" and he said, "I think it's right there on the table." FML

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Classic fraud

Anonymous - 28/04/2023 15:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML

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Disbelief

Anonymous - - Australia

Today, I went on my first date in months. My mum had invited friends over, and when I told them I was going out on a date, my mum said "No you're not, don't lie. Who would go out with you?" FML

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Running late

SMV - - France

Today, my company was having a huge party so I went to work dressed in my best outfit. During lunch break, my boss said to me, "You really missed out on something yesterday, it was great fun!" FML

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What did you just say?

keeks_25 - - Canada

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML

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Silly idea

jameen - - United Kingdom - Tadley

Today, whilst out shopping with my crush, I decided to jokingly try on a silly-looking dress in an overly-expensive shop. Apparently I took the wrong size as I couldn't get out. Not only did the shop assistants have to publicly cut me out of the dress, I had to pay for it. FML

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Paranoid

MaddyN - - United States - Forest Grove

Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML

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I'm confused

confusedbagel - - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my boss fired me for being "too morally ambiguous". I work at a bagel shop and had told a customer that I was indifferent towards cream cheese. FML

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How could you?

Ashlee - - United States

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML

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There was an attempt…

JoshTheUnluckyFromKentucky - - United States - Folsom

Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML

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NYC_Yoshi 3

Tuesday 24 May 2011 18:49

don't ask for the truth if you can't handle it.

JacksonCampbell 9

Tuesday 24 May 2011 18:54

I really hate being put in the situation where you don't know if you should tell the truth or not. I, however, applaud the waiter. He did neither.

FarSide 22

Wednesday 25 May 2011 0:45

I'm calling bullshit.

truevindication 2

Wednesday 25 May 2011 0:49

...well what did your date think? isn't he the one who matters? sheesh you aren't going on a date with the waiter...

JennaMason 6

Wednesday 25 May 2011 1:17

YDI, OP. for fishing for compliments..

shortie916 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 7:11

OMG! You look like barbie

XxGuard 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 1:45

who in their right minds asks a waiter how they look... are you really that much of a retard?

ZsaZsaGaboa 14

Wednesday 25 May 2011 1:46

Why do we assume she was fishing for compliments? She may have been looking for something constructive. 'Your lipstick is too dark,' or something similar. The waiter's comment was unnecessarily mean and unhelpful, that's rude even for someone not in a customer service position.