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Caught in 4K

Evil_Egbert - 12/02/2009 11:54 - Netherlands

Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it. FML

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JoeyDizz - 06/05/2009 03:41 - United States

Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML

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Anonymous - 24/02/2012 19:18 - United States

Today, I was posing in front of the mirror, when I realized that everyone who looks at me can easily tell which arm I use to masturbate. FML

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On a loop

Anonymous - 28/10/2023 05:00 - United States - St Louis

Today, I got home after a long day and decided to unwind a bit. I put some porn on the TV but promptly fell asleep. I woke up three hours later to the same video playing, but realized a had left my blinds open. I broadcasted three hours of Athena Faris having sex to my whole street. FML

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losingstreak - 31/01/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML

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MyHeadHurts - 20/01/2012 10:42 - Ireland

Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML

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Spawn_of_Satan - 27/03/2009 15:18 - Hong Kong

Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML

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danggit3290 - 03/05/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "You know, I'm looking RIGHT at you." FML

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Anonymous - 16/01/2025 13:00 - United States

Today, at 1 a.m., I had my headphones on trying to watch porn. I live in an apartment with thin ass walls anyway, and I didn’t realize my headphone jack had come undone. The volume was terrible on the video so I raised it louder, not realizing it until like maybe halfway through the video, and my window was also open. FML

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MeAgainDr - 08/08/2023 04:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML

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Anonymous - 24/11/2015 13:17 - United States - Westborough

Today, I was jerking off quietly so my roommates wouldn't hear me. In the middle of it, one of them sent me a screenshot of an error message on a porn site, asking if I was having the same problem. I guess I wasn't being so quiet after all. FML

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mcdiaz 0

Friday 20 February 2009 23:30

Kind of like an X-rated batsignal

redhead10 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 20:49

#27 i'm sorry but watching **** in the privacy of your own home does not make you a pervert. get over yourself.

z_vet 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 14:36

rwac07 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 2:37

the crowd wants an encore

awesomeooo3 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 23:22

hahahahah op that's hilarious!!

hippo1234 19

Friday 25 April 2014 6:03

Better than casting a small shadow....

greenman_fml 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 15:41

take pride in displaying your manhood to the world

haggymypants 3

Monday 22 November 2010 4:04

you look like hitler.

Poepiepiesie 3

Sunday 5 December 2010 10:41

Carry your pride, strong and upright.

borba72 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 16:27

Man. This one was funny, congrats. Try and change the position of your monitor so you can jack off without projecting your shadow.

niftyhasdelulz 12

Monday 18 August 2014 1:46

That made my day. Haha thanks OP!

arms_akimbo 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 17:46

Thaaaaat's pretty funny.

ReMiX_fml 0

Monday 16 February 2009 18:41

i can see it, "daddy whats that thing going up and down on our neighbors window?"..."oh he's sexually pleasuring himself." hahaha

Black_Lord747 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 15:57

Lol Ori....

necomni 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 4:15

Oh, the possibilities... the comments to this are funny, too!

mcdiaz 0

Friday 20 February 2009 23:30

Kind of like an X-rated batsignal

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Thursday 23 October 2014 1:56

That comment just made my day.

heathallin 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 17:41

#19 haha, so politically correct, yet so thorough and yea, i've seen some puppet shows in progress, pretty entertaining

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Monday 2 March 2009 9:30

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Today, I accidentally hit my dad in the eye with our dead dog's squeaky toy. He cried. FML

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Today, while visiting my parents, I observed that I've been able to visit more often because I've avoided getting sick the whole year. My mother responded by reminding me that I need to get my act together if I'm going to lose weight and get healthier. Not the reaction I hoped for, Mom. FML

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Today, while my in-laws were visiting, my two-year old accidentally pushed the door wide open while I was sitting on the toilet. My mother-in-law laughed, took out her cell phone, snapped a picture of me, and posted it on Facebook for everyone in our family to see. FML

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Today, I had the brilliant idea of jumping off a swing at its highest point. I can now add two things to my list of accomplishments: making out with a tree and breaking my nose. FML

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Today, at work, a little girl came in and asked if we had any dance clothes. As I showed her, I asked if she was in a competition. When she said yes, I crossed my fingers and told her I hoped she would win. Unfortunately, I didn't cross them properly and I accidentally gave her the finger. FML

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Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML

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