Candy Andy

bad karma - 21/11/2011 14:34 - United States

Today, I was so hungry that I literally stole candy from a baby. FML
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TipOfTheHat 10

It's an expression! Your not actually supposed to do that!

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xxcreativedreame 5

Wow. It takes a REAL loser to do that. Seriously.

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DankTurtle 0

You r one dumb idiotic sycopath who doesnt understand metaphors

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ScrapperDoggie 4

"Im not a grammar nazi but itz hrd to reed wen u talk lik this" I find it's hilarious that you put that on your profile, yet you gave this comment cancer. Also, the word you are looking for is "cliche", not "metaphor". Perhaps you should stop making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in class and actually pay attention.

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pottymouthpanda 0

you sir, are a horrible person -_- or you take things to literal poor baby :|

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imjessicababy 0

Someone please explain to me how this is an fml moment idgi

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Sprezlaus 9

This isn't a FML, this is sadness to the max... Get a life and a diet...

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NotDave 0

I don't see why people let FMLs like this through. They're obviously just trying to get down votes.

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Kingrat3154 4

If you can afford Internet access to write this, you can afford a ******* sandwhich. You're just an ass hole.

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AnimatedWolf 2

I find this quite funny really although that may be biased due to the fact that I dislike babies.

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