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Anonymous - 03/04/2015 18:43 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I explained to my sister that the reason she isn't getting job offers is probably because her résumé is in Comic Sans and contains TXT language and a lot of typos. She thanked me for my help by calling me a "clueless horse-fucker" and telling me to shut my mouth. FML

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AbhorrentApplication - 28/04/2013 23:40 - United States - Reston

Today, my ten-year-old sister had to write out my job application because no one can read my terrible handwriting. FML

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fuck you, tasha - 24/08/2014 21:50 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my sister felt guilty and told me about the changes she secretly made to my résumé months ago. She'd put "doing your mom" and "corporate espionage" as my hobbies, and "Justin Bieber's pussy waxer" as a previous job. No wonder I'm still unemployed. FML

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riiiighhhttttt - 05/08/2013 05:38 - United States - Laurel

Today, I actually had to explain to my sister that Shrek was not in fact based on a true story. She replied that I'm a "clueless twat". FML

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I weep for our future generation - 01/10/2017 04:30

Today, while home from college for the weekend, my sister started whining about how I keep using "big fancy college words" and making her feel bad. My sister is 27 and teaches elementary school. The word I used was "ludicrous." FML

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Anonymous - 08/11/2017 05:00

Today, my little sister, who's still in high school, proved beyond a doubt she's better at my computer repair job than I am. She proved it in front of my customers and my manager, who brushed me aside and offered her a job as soon as she graduates. FML

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Anyonexx0 - 14/04/2015 18:15 - United States - Washington

Today, my sister and I heard back from a job we both applied to. I had used the knowledge from my MBA degree to write a six-page essay for the application, while she just copied and pasted hers from a random website. Guess who got the job. FML

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NotYourCopyEditor - 06/05/2019 22:00

Today, at work, I had to explain to a 50-year-old engineer that Comic Sans is not an acceptable font for a government contractor to use in a structural report. FML

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Anonymous - 02/12/2010 17:38 - United States

Today, I was telling one of my patients I was upset because my sister wants to go to beauty school, and that I don't want her getting a worthless qualification and to aim higher. My patient replied by saying she's a hair dresser. FML

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angkal2002 - - Australia

Today, my five year-old sister won't stop saying, "Shit buckle fuckle ton." My boyfriend's excuse was that he was teaching her how to rhyme. FML

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eliteslayer29 - 21/12/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, I sent my resume to a place where I hoped to work at. Since the job requires me to be doing work on the run, I put on it that I have a laptop. The only problem is that I always thought it was "labtop." I didn't learn the correct spelling until my daughter called me an idiot, she's 6. FML

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Saturday 4 April 2015 8:10

See who's ******* horses when she's standing in the unemployment line!

kingdutchhy 19

Saturday 4 April 2015 8:06

Seems like your sister should start listening to horse-******* then...

Sphericity 8

Sunday 5 April 2015 1:39

There are some people in the world who just don't want help, OP. My question is, how old is your sister? If she's in high school, I wouldn't worry as much. If she's in college, I'd start preparing for the worst.

Ray_of_midnight 22

Sunday 5 April 2015 3:34

Weird Al Yankovic's "Tacky" contains a line about printing your résumé in Comic Sans. :-/

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 5 April 2015 3:51

This seems unrealistic.

gintwinsmoore 20

Sunday 5 April 2015 5:20

ydi for trying to help a clueless moron.

athrowaway 5

Sunday 5 April 2015 8:36

This isn't a "f my life" it's a "f my sister"... Wait, I didn't think that one through...

Taolan 23

Sunday 5 April 2015 18:07

Well said. xD

miss_amphetamine 24

Sunday 5 April 2015 13:27

I'm sorry she was rude to you OP, but don't feel too bad about it. She's the clueless one - not you. She won't be getting a job until she changes not only her résumé, but also her attitude towards others.

cjfred 13

Sunday 5 April 2015 20:47

You should have never told her about your equine dalliances... Now she's going to bring that up every time she's mad at you.

joeblow6969 5

Monday 6 April 2015 1:23

She deserves to be jobless, don't offer any more help.

BlackFire4890 16

Monday 6 April 2015 3:27

oh goody another drain on society please tell me shes barren so there'll be no little idiots in her furure

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Monday 6 April 2015 4:09

Sorry to hear that OP. My kid bro asked me for my help in writing a cover letter for a game company he wants to work for. After explaining what was wrong with it he stopped talking to me. I work for a AAA game company.