Rude awakening

Alex - 22/02/2022 00:01

Today, my brother woke me up by hitting me in the face with a rubber dildo. FML
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Could've been worse. He could have used a steel *****. Ask the band Steely Dan where they got their name.

A rubber *****? Pffff. I’m sure it was silicone.

Could've been worse. He could have used a steel *****. Ask the band Steely Dan where they got their name.

A rubber *****? Pffff. I’m sure it was silicone.

so next time, just wake him by Ashville it where the sun don't shine! just kidding, sort of.....