Intimacy, Relatable Awkward Attraction

Attraction

Anonymous - 26/07/2021 11:01

Today, I realized I'm extremely sexually attracted to my physical therapist. It doesn't help that treatment involves me spending the entire appointment naked from the waist down. FML

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mental - 25/10/2012 23:09 - United States

Today, after therapy for obsessing over every woman who talks to me, all I could think about was how I could seduce my therapist. I think I still need a lot of help. FML

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doctorsandnurses - 13/01/2012 10:47 - United Kingdom

Today, after a hard day on the wards as a trainee doctor, I went home and started getting frisky with my girlfriend. All I could think about was the anatomical names for what I was touching and doing. I felt physically sick. FML

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Craptastic -

Today, at physical therapy, I felt that all-too-familiar gurgle in my gut, but I thought it would a light, silent fart. I squatted for an exercise and shit my pants in front of the cute, single, male physical therapist. He definitely noticed. I still had 30 minutes left in the session. FML

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spitty - 14/04/2015 21:50 - United States - Willoughby

Today, I got a massage. Just as I was starting to relax, the massage therapist drooled on my face. FML

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virgo - 30/01/2010 06:50 - France

Today, I had to lie to my therapist about my sex life to make myself feel better. FML

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me - 21/03/2013 10:25 - United Kingdom - Chichester

Today, I finally got to meet my boyfriend's parents; it turns out that his mum is my therapist. I've just spent an entire morning telling her how confused I am about my sexuality. FML

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New balls

boxerswontdo - 06/03/2022 02:00

Today, at physical therapy, even though I was wearing underwear, when I went on the leg press machine, my balls popped out of the bottom of my shorts. A bunch of times. The therapist saw. FML

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The winds of change

Fuck me. - 20/08/2022 22:00

Today, my therapist farted three times during the same session. FML

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Liability

Josh - - United States

Today, I found out the reason why my therapist was so nice to me all of the time. Apparently, she is afraid that I'm going to stab her if she pisses me off. FML

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StickyWicket - 14/05/2019 18:00

Today, at work where I'm a physiotherapist, I was helping a patient with lower back pain. While I was massaging him, he shat himself. FML

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JaneSimple 26

Tuesday 27 July 2021 5:03

What PT are you doing that you are completely nude from the waist down?!? That sucks!

RichardPencil 30

Monday 26 July 2021 11:16

Really? Because from all of the documentary short films I've seen regarding health care professionals and their patients, patient nudity seems to be very helpful in resolving sexual tension.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 26 July 2021 11:16

Really? Because from all of the documentary short films I've seen regarding health care professionals and their patients, patient nudity seems to be very helpful in resolving sexual tension.

ShadowsLight 4

Monday 26 July 2021 15:26

"documentary short films" - I see what you did there. ;-)

jbuckets_404 38

Monday 28 March 2022 12:19

Ha, ha! You said, "Short!"

jbuckets_404 38

Monday 28 March 2022 12:22

But it's not the nudity that relieves tension. ;-)

protoskore 27

Monday 26 July 2021 11:51

trust me, people in those professions have seen it all and are used toit

JaneSimple 26

Tuesday 27 July 2021 5:03

What PT are you doing that you are completely nude from the waist down?!? That sucks!

jbuckets_404 38

Wednesday 28 July 2021 16:24

I think that's what OP is hoping for - among other options....

JaneSimple 26

Wednesday 28 July 2021 16:26

I was a physical therapist assistant for a few years. I can think of nothing we did that you had to naked from the waist down! Maybe wear shorts, but not nude from the waist down!