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Today, at physical therapy, I felt that all-too-familiar gurgle in my gut, but I thought it would a light, silent fart. I squatted for an exercise and shit my pants in front of the cute, single, male physical therapist. He definitely noticed. I still had 30 minutes left in the session. FML
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RichardPencil 30

You may have 30 minutes left, but #TimesUp! The man is there to do a job and not be sexually harassed by a super pooper!

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ViviMage 39

You really should take off to the bathroom when you feel that gurgle! Don't worry, you may never date, but you'll be his most memorable patient at work!

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guiltnazan 23

You now have shitty chances with dating him.

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ViviMage 39

You really should take off to the bathroom when you feel that gurgle! Don't worry, you may never date, but you'll be his most memorable patient at work!

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ImGladImNotU 16

Am I the only person left in the world who believes it's inappropriate to fart in front of someone?! Jeez

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bobsanction 18

If by inappropriate you mean hilarious. It's a bodily function, get over it.

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ArbiterOfFML 24

Wow, lets hop in the car, drive to the airport, go through checkpoints, fly to Antarctica while holding in the metaphorical fart and then let loose, than we can go home. You can't see a problem here? What is next, the same for burps, coughs and sneezing?

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RichardPencil 30

You may have 30 minutes left, but #TimesUp! The man is there to do a job and not be sexually harassed by a super pooper!

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Meme Queen 3

what a crappy situation

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RichardPencil 30

You’re the meme queen? A true queen would know the obvious meme is: “Sounds like a shitty situation.”

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retailsuxa$$ 6

im sorry but ydi for trusting a fart

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Stealthninjaa 19

That's when you excuse yourself and dart to the bathroom. Common sense, people.

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