School, Awkward Love Assumptions

Assumptions

Crappyfayman - - United States

Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said, "Not in a million years, fat ass!" before I could say it was from someone else. FML

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Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
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Anonymous - - United States

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML

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You've got mail

guest - - Argentina - Buenos Aires

Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend that said, "I love you." Thinking this meant he'd changed his mind about breaking up with me less than 24 hours before, I replied back excitedly. Turns out that was a text sent last weekend that didn't go through until now. What great timing. FML

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Creepy

Fail - - United States

Today, I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend with a bear hug. I found her in the hall with her back to me, talking to friends. As I walked up behind her and was about to wrap my arms around her, she said, "So… does anyone have any ideas about how I should break it off with my boyfriend?" FML

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There was an attempt…

JoshTheUnluckyFromKentucky - - United States - Folsom

Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML

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Nice neighborhood

Mrs. W. - - United States - Las Vegas

Today, a kid on a bike passed me and commented on my "big fat butt." Recognizing him from the neighborhood, I told my husband to go speak to his parents about the inappropriate comment. It turns out his father is the man who yesterday commented on my "big bouncing tits." FML

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Method acting

hannahk267 - - United States

Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing her boyfriend. Since it started to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punched me in the face. FML

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Crossed wires

hudd357mag - - United States

Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML

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Treat yourself

birthday bash - - France

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML

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Sketchy

Wolf - - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML

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Pleased to meet you

Mr_Yato - - United States

Today, a girl in my class introduced herself to me for the fourth time this semester. Am I really that invisible? FML

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Astraea 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 9:11

oh that sucks really. Im sorry for you you should have punched her in the face.

jayjaysmokerson 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 9:14

you should have told that bitch to suck it.

kikiface 1

Tuesday 23 February 2010 20:03

what a bitch. there's nicer ways to let people down if you're not interested, you didn't warrant that at all

tokintot07 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 20:42

whata bitchhhh.

Starlight17 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 20:54

i don't mean to be immature about this, but she (snickerdoo) keeps complaining about every FML.. and keeps putting down the OP's, it gets annoying to everyone after a while. I like to read funny comments and personally I don't think she is.

Kylias 6

Tuesday 23 February 2010 21:05

That's when you say, "I was just thinking the same thing, dumbass, it's not from me."

pendulum2012 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 21:09

It goes both ways. It seems like Snickerdoodles is allowed to insult whoever she wants but once someone defends themselves against her or does the same thing back to Snickerdoodles, it becomes a problem and the mods start deleting peoples comments. The only time I've had comments deleted is when I've replied to Snickerdoodles smart ass remarks. Maybe its because the mods feel bad for the people who are on FML all the time, but it seems unfair.