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unicorn - 12/06/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML

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kat - 21/02/2012 09:53 - Reserved

Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML

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shastadoe - 06/08/2012 06:37 - United States - Los Banos

Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML

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NocturnalFox - 25/08/2015 19:46 - Czech Republic - Plzen

Today, I went on a first date with my crush. Right before the date, I noticed a monstrous pimple in the middle of my forehead. I covered it with make-up, but it was still visible. The guy spent the whole evening laughing at me and telling me that I look like an unicorn. FML

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Catsfordays - 20/08/2015 06:02 - United States - Yucaipa

Today, I went on a date with someone I considered a real catch, my potential soulmate even. He ended up telling me about his fetish for "female smells", sang loudly in Italian in a crowded restaurant, and ate most of the food on my plate. Man, fuck dating. FML

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Anonymous - 24/08/2014 04:14 - United States

Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML

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unicorn - 13/09/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

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Tonight, on First Dates…

Anonymous - 19/03/2023 22:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really liked. He spent the whole time talking about his pet iguana and how it's the love of his life. FML

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Anonymous - 27/04/2012 15:24 - United States

Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML

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Rae - 30/03/2023 10:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed really nice. However, halfway through the date, he started talking about how he was a flat-earther, and believed that the moon landing was faked. Oh, and that birds aren't real. I had to endure another hour of his conspiracy theories before I could finally escape. FML

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Ugly - 06/03/2022 06:00

Today, I went to a wedding with my boyfriend. He became moonstruck with one my friends and said she looked sexy in her dress. The whole night, I was nonexistent to him. He’s now confused as to why I’m giving him the silent treatment. He literally has no clue. FML

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jorvid 0

Friday 12 June 2009 23:17

First of all unicorns is real, and you should be grateful that the unicorn even thought you were worthy of a compliment, you ****!

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Friday 12 June 2009 23:16

What's wrong with having imaginary friends that you talk to?

Anda_fml 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 1:26

Well at least you can be assured he is a virgin.....

smartornot 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 1:29

Next time you see him, tell him unicorns, Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter bunny are not real. Laugh while he cries his way back to mommy.

FMLwrestler 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 1:29

Sooooo.... your boyfriend is as much of a loser as you are? What's the problem? Did you expect to be ugly, fat, and uncool, yet somehow date the next Brad Pitt? YDI!!!

oopsyipooped 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 2:01

......

black_heartz 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 2:26

wtf???

ineedusername 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 3:39

He's on shrooms!!!!!!!!!! There's no such thing as unicorns

black_barbie10 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 4:08

this one made me lol so hard! what got me was that he winked at you afterward,but yeah he was making a joke.it was funny.laugh,i did! :) and yeah i wish a unicorn would compliment me,JEALOUS.

xexechx 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 4:22

WTF?!

Karnezar 2

Sunday 14 June 2009 4:27

I did sorta like something like that in like 4th grade. I told my crush that my "friend" said she was pretty, and if she liked him. I was stupid yes, but that unicorn story takes the cake :D

Pwibble 2

Sunday 14 June 2009 4:37

THE UNICORN WAS NICE ENOUGH TO SAY YOU WERE COOL AND THEN YOU TURN AROUND AND CRUELLY, CRUELLY I SAY, DENY IT ITS EXISTENCE? THAT IS JUST LOW. YOU DISGUST ME. I WOULD NEVER HURT A UNICORN THAT WAY IF I KNEW ONE.