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SuperBunny - - United States

Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML

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Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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anonymous - 11/06/2015 14:37 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML

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Female Struggles - 16/05/2014 23:20 - United States - Denver

Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML

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highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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Anonymous - 18/11/2011 11:17 - Canada

Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML

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Nice to meet you… again

pleaseno - 24/07/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML

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Nice try

bigmouth - 02/08/2009 07:35 - United States

Today, I was working as a host at a pasta diner. The hostess I was working with was very attractive and we were flirting quite a bit. A large woman walked in to be seated, and I leaned over to her and dared her to ask the woman if she wanted two chairs. She leaned back and said, "That's my mom." FML

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FML - 02/10/2015 21:45 - United States - Oak Lawn

Today, I took my boyfriend to dinner to meet my parents. He agreed to be on his best behavior, but when my mom told us about some shady stuff going on at her job, he replied that it sounded "fishier than Justin Bieber's cunt." We were quickly kicked out. FML

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Anonymous - 22/07/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML

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pchis4ever - 20/11/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was eating at KFC when my roommate unexpectedly showed up. He asked me who I was there with, and I told him I was on a sexy date with his mom. Just then a woman 5 feet away turned around and gave me a disgusted look. Guess whose mom was in town visiting for the weekend? FML

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Monday 20 April 2009 16:39

mothers shouldn't dress af if they're 17 all oveer agian. FY bf's L

Tucatz 0

Monday 20 April 2009 16:46

Let me guess- you were wearing a corduroy jumper with a floral print turtleneck, a headband, a small gold cross on a thin chain worn outside of the turtleneck and thick-soled slip-on shoes, right? The classic I-hate-sex look? Were you also carrying your bible so you could lead the prayers before the meal? Sounds like his mom just likes to dress up a bit. Judge not.

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Monday 20 April 2009 17:53

#21 thats cool. I read up till "woman in slutty dress..." and I knew right then it was the mother. Dumb. Ass.

Slackness 10

Monday 20 April 2009 17:54

Overtones of Beavis and Butthead, 'yr new moms a ****' ah huh huh...

Key_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 18:03

His mom and dad still together right?... U better get some high heels and a thong girl! Or well see y'all on Divorce Court lol

omygoditsleah 0

Monday 20 April 2009 18:03

i would cry =/

philadelphianus 0

Monday 20 April 2009 18:09

that's so gross. i hate it when adults dress like that, especially moms. but at least it wasn't his dad.

Snow_White_fml 3

Monday 20 April 2009 18:30

Pics would be good to see if she really was dressed slutty

Jaywin 3

Monday 20 April 2009 18:36

Don't be hatin' just cause Mama can work it even in her later years.

ndrocksmysocks44 0

Monday 20 April 2009 18:40

you deserved that. not because you should have known it was his mom, just because you shouldn't say things about other people because things like this will happen :)