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Anonymous - - United States - Antelope

Today, I was walking home, when a car heading the other way hit a traffic cone. I must have been an asshole in a previous life, because the universe decided to make sure the cone flew into the side of my head. The bystanders were shocked for all of two seconds before laughing. FML

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onemoredonut - 03/05/2016 01:39 - United States - Herndon

Today, while directing traffic in uniform, I tripped over a traffic cone and fell straight on my butt in the middle of a busy intersection. FML

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munchkin - 26/10/2009 06:35 - France

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

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MasterMcrib - 17/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Highland Park

Today, while walking down the street I thought it would be funny to moon a crowd of old people taking a photo, in a few seconds a couple of them started pointing in my direction... Turns out they were pointing at the car that ran me over shortly after. FML

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Anonymous - 18/06/2012 14:39 - Canada - Markham

Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML

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Too tall for this shit - 30/11/2024 22:00 - United States - Fresno

Today, I parked, then opened my car door to get out, and somehow managed to practically knock myself out by banging my head on the frame, then on the car door that had slammed back into my forehead as I was still reeling from hitting the roof. A guy walking by asked if I was okay while trying not to laugh. FML

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Imwalkinghere - 04/11/2016 01:26 - United States

Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML

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Chops - - United States

Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML

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Funny how?

funnyguyNOT - 05/04/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML

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Anonymous - 25/08/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, wearing nothing offensive, minding my own business, when a car drove past and threw something that hit me really hard in the back of my head. It was a Bible. FML

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ttsutaoka - 11/07/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML

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Jak_Griffin 5

Sunday 23 February 2014 1:02

Hopefully you didn't get a conecussion

star14394 20

Sunday 23 February 2014 1:01

People like the bystanders are idiots....sorry about your head

oreyoes 15

Sunday 23 February 2014 1:10

The world is just full of assholes OP. FYL in deed.

uremystar 8

Sunday 23 February 2014 1:10

Damn. That sucks. Go get your head wound checked out.

beaverteaser 16

Sunday 23 February 2014 1:13

you ever watch the movie coneheads?

AdamUSN 10

Sunday 23 February 2014 1:20

CONEgratulations I think life hates you.

Patty410 11

Tuesday 25 February 2014 3:40

Conna no dae that, the puns are killing me.

SWC_Penguin 17

Sunday 23 February 2014 1:20

I like that you're the kind of person who gets a traffic cone to the head and immediately starts trying to figure out how it's your own fault.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 23 February 2014 1:46

Better than a rock...right?

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Sunday 23 February 2014 3:49

If it's going fast enough, doesn't matter what hit op. It's gunna hurt >.

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Sunday 23 February 2014 10:40

29 - I would advise you to take a physics course.

Garrett2818 21

Sunday 23 February 2014 1:58

Hahaha that's hilarious

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Sunday 23 February 2014 2:24

You're lucky you didn't get knocked out!

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Sunday 23 February 2014 2:24

Boom! Headshot!

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Sunday 23 February 2014 2:34

Although that really sucks OP, lets face it, of you had seen this on America's Funniest Video's you would have laughed your ass off too. Would have been nice if someone had checked that you were ok first.