Your everyday life stories

399 - 16/05/2016 16:01 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I got a new phone and wanted to show my friends how durable it is, so I took it out of the case, dropped it and shattered the screen. FML

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Dear God Dad! - 16/05/2016 15:31 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, my dad rang to ask if I could call Sky TV to enquire about some "charges" on his December bill. I had to listen to the advisor piss herself laughing whilst telling me the charges were for adult entertainment ordered on December 18th. My mum had just passed away suddenly on December 16th...FML

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ThatGayGinger - 16/05/2016 15:28 - United States - Dallas

Today, After a long talk and brief excitement of finding out my 19 year old girl friend is pregnant, to my dismay I found out its my 16 year old brothers. But she doesn't want to tell him and act like it's mine. FML

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fantabulosastic - 16/05/2016 14:31 - United States - Detroit

Today, my mother kicked me out of the house and let my ex-boyfriend move in to my room. FML

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NightHawk4926 - 16/05/2016 14:04 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my mom cancelled our summer trip after she found out my 11 year old brother had porn on his laptop. I was too embarrassed to admit that I'd been using his laptop for porn ever since I broke my phone. FML

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fuck - 16/05/2016 13:38 - United States - New Haven

Today, my boyfriend was an hour late picking me up from work. He was with another girl, and picked me up in her car. We just moved in together, FML.

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Anonymous - 16/05/2016 13:21 - United Kingdom - Woking

Today, my mum spent two hours calling me fat and unsuccessful and asking me why I'm not embarrassed to be alive. All because I told her to calm down and that it's not that big a deal that the cashier in the supermarket spent ten whole seconds working out how much change to give her. FML

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MummyRavyne - 16/05/2016 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I lost my phone and with it my memory card of 4 years that held every single picture of my daughter. Having no back up I sent a plea to my lost phone to ask whoever had it to drop phone/sd card at the concergie office as sd card is priceless to me. Just got a text back "Pics deleted". FML

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Tikaani96 - 16/05/2016 12:42 - United States - Springfield

Today, my husband told me he was thinking about getting a vasectomy because he never wants to have kids. I then had to awkwardly tell him I'm pregnant. FML

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Lynn - 16/05/2016 12:11 - Sweden - Huddinge

Today, I'm on the third day of agonizing migraine, which I got from taking medication for an inflamed jaw. Now I've stopped taking the medication and I'm stuck with twice the pain I had from the beginning. FML

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PsychoLlama - 16/05/2016 11:59 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my boyfriend got angry with me because I wouldnt have sex infront of our sleeping child, FML.

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Anonymous - 16/05/2016 11:10 - United States - Davenport

Today, I got herpes from my roommate. No, not by having sex, but from using my own towel after he used it himself, and not telling me. FML

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Crash Test Dummy - 16/05/2016 10:56 - Finland - Hyvink??

Today my wife said that I'm like a crash test dummy. She drags me with her just because she doesn't want to look alone. FML

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possibly pregnant - 16/05/2016 10:41 - Australia

Today, I lost my virginity and thought the strange sensation that followed was just part of the process. Turns out the 'strange sensation' was caused by the condom remained in me the whole night. There's a fair chance that i'm pregnant. FML

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SammyJammy - 16/05/2016 10:32 - United Kingdom - Ivybridge

Today, I had to resort to withholding sex, all to make my wife take a shower. FML

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anonymous - 16/05/2016 09:48 - Canada - Toronto

Today,I've been a human volcano since 4am due to food poisoning. Wouldn't be an overly terrible thing if I hadn't thought that vomiting for 2 hrs could possibly start my labour. I'm almost 9 months pregnant. FML

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PoeticPleasure - 16/05/2016 08:36 - United States - Seattle

Today, my fiancee is away and I was taking sexy pictures for him to enjoy, but when I hit send I realized I had sent it to a guy I recently met and hardly know instead. FML

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Unappreciated-son - 16/05/2016 08:16 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, it is my mothers birthday. Now for others, that may not be a bad thing. For me, it is a day filled with my mother complaining and moaning because I did not make an effort. Sorry breakfast in bed and a nice gift isn't good enough. And yes, this happens every year. FML

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Anonymous - 16/05/2016 08:10 - Fiji - Suva

Today , i realized that my 16 year old neighbor has been watching me shower for the past year and half . FML.

lexmarie12 - 16/05/2016 06:28 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, my little sister was upset about having to do her homework. I tried to cheer her up and then carried her into the living room. On our way down the hall she decided to get upset again and grabbed a picture frame and smashed all the glass over my face.. FML

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Light_My_Afire - 16/05/2016 06:02 - United States

Today, I took a call from my mom on her vacation with a new beau. From her incoherent weeping, I was able to make out a few words. Hearing "blue balls" from your mother's lips wasn't as traumatic as you'd think, the traumatic part came when I had to explain what it was, and why it happens. FML

sadashell - 16/05/2016 05:57 - Canada - Surrey

Today, after picking up the ashes of my grandfather, I came home to find my mother had died on my couch while I was gone. you can't even make this stuff up. FML

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Ihateallmensorrynotsorry - 16/05/2016 05:51 - Ireland

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 5 years, who broke up with me a month ago has been dating someone for the last two weeks. My best friend. FML

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Anon - 16/05/2016 05:46 - Australia - Glenunga

Today, my friend and her boyfriend slept over because he had no where to stay for the night. So i agreed to let him sleep. Since there was only one bed we ended up sharing it together. We all said goodnight and next thing I know they start having sex right next to me. FML

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itstherabbit - 16/05/2016 01:42 - United States - Arlington

Today, the delivery guy noticed I got a haircut. FML

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SatansLover_666 - 15/05/2016 23:58 - United States - Sparks

Today, I was taking pictures of myself when my dad said " You know that using filters doesn't make you less ugly right?" FML

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alexthebalex - 15/05/2016 17:58 - United States - Westbury

Today, i opened the door for an old woman while my sisters and i went into a coffee shop. We were both in line and she started to talk to me. I couldn't understand her so naturally i just laughed and nodded. My sisters later informed me that she was telling me about her mom's death. FML

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unluckyfreshman - 15/05/2016 16:56 - United States - Scarsdale

Today, I finished freshman year. I left my first college dorm room. While we were checking out of the room, my roommate opened the fridge full of my alcohol in front of the Resident Assistant. The RA asked if what she saw was a bottle of vodka. I promptly said "no, it's juice". She wrote me up. FML

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LL13 - 15/05/2016 16:39 - United States - Dodge City

Today, my boss informed me that after approving my cruise vacation with my family, three months ago, she can no longer approve my time because of "staffing issues". The cruise is three months away, already paid for, and nonrefundable. FML

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confidence boosted - 15/05/2016 16:07 - United States - Bridgewater

Today, I told my mom I wanted to be a vegetarian. Since we come from a family of straight up carnivores, I was a little nervous to tell her. She skeptically told me "well maybe you could try", and then proceeded to mock my dog, asking him if he was going vegetarian too. Thanks mom. FML

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Today, an attractive man hit on me for the first time since I ended my 3-year relationship with my cheating ex. Then the man told me he'd just gotten out of prison last week. FML

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Today, I got in trouble at work because the person whom I trained, and had done everything correctly with no mistakes, and said he was comfortable being on his own when I asked, was screwing it all up over the course of 6 weeks. When I asked him, he said, "I think my way is better than yours." FML

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Today, I had to explain to my daughter that just because it says non-toxic on the crayons, it doesn't mean that you should eat them. She's 16. FML

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Today, I was pulled over by a police officer because he thought I was skipping school. I'm 24 and we graduated high school together. FML

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Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML

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Today, I brought leftovers to work in a Tupperware container for my lunch. When I opened the container in the break room, it smelled so bad everyone stopped talking. Someone asked if something was spoiled. It wasn’t. It was just my lunch. I ate it anyway, alone. FML

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