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    By YouveGotFraud - 07/01/2026 10:40

    Today I was housesitting. A lady comes to the door and demands to know whose white car is in the drive. It’s mine. She says she has video proof of me hitting her mailbox. I panic, ask how much it is. She says $200. Later I check my car. No damage. Impossible angle. I gave $200 to a strange old lady. With no proof. FML

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